Mary Iguana

it’s all a simulation anyways, just skip to the end already

[Mary Iguana @dab_san]

Would sell my first born for Pitt to win by 7

[Mary Iguana @dab_san]

@zachlanebryan Bro fuck the cops no need to apologize. Just uhh lower your ticket prices

[Mary Iguana @dab_san]

@NoContextHumans

[Mary Iguana @dab_san]

@meeggoo_ If you plotting the demise of other countries while having a beautiful view then yea

[Mary Iguana @dab_san]

@meeggoo_ Stop

[Mary Iguana @dab_san]

This reminds me of when Merv told dude “you’re a little man” as he was standing over him at the granny

[MMA Junkie @MMAJunkie]

Israel Adesanya and Manel Kape got into a HEATED exchange at the #UFC293 presser after Kape threw a bottle at Kai Kara-France. 😳

[Mary Iguana @dab_san]

Like bruh I’m friends with your girl not you

[Mary Iguana @dab_san]

I’m the type of friend if you tell me you and your partner broke up. I’m unfollowing them immediately. Like cmon I was never even friends with you

[Kyron Samuels @kyronsamuels]

caleb williams…lol…what do you even say?

[Mary Iguana @dab_san]

Man I may have to go home and eat my words. CU looking good

[Mary Iguana @dab_san]

Louisville sports just hurts me to watch 10/10 times

[Chad Johnson @ochocinco]

I want the number 50 jersey

[JUICE @tylerevans28]

I’ll never understand the @EzekielElliott slander. 🤦🏾‍♂️

[Mary Iguana @dab_san]

Me to the tv

[Mary Iguana @dab_san]

Just made a deal with the dog. I’ll throw the ball if we start playing well

[Mary Iguana @dab_san]

Glad I took the over

[Mary Iguana @dab_san]

Taking $100 from ______ & watching the broncos beat them on Christmas Eve. Going to be a great season
@Patriots trash team

[Mary Iguana @dab_san]

Yes I am up to gamble

[BanditBet @BanditBet]

@TheBestWager @FDSportsbook @FanDuel_Support @FBI MAKE IT MAKE SENSE FD you credited the SGP but not the special?! In this economy grow up