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fading into bolivian...

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@tinynubs @pissboymcgee IT GETS THE PEOPLE GOING

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When the bar puts on G-League reruns it’s time to go home

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I found serenity and meaning whilst manning the grill for the first time in my life … am I “unc” ?

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Got brofiled at the local coffee shop in Portland today. “Whole milk for you, right?” before even ordering. They can tell I’m an outcast, a fraud, an imposter.

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CAVA is better than Chipotle. Thank you for your time.

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Going to open a dog daycare on the Southside called “Barkway Gardens”

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Today’s Random Athlete: Kirk Hinrich

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Brought a King Cake into the office to share. No one knew what it was. Very surreal experience. Felt like showing a Victorian child a cellphone. General interest in the item, but overwhelming confusion.

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📸🏈 Messi, Suarez, Alba and Busquets. #SuperBowlLIX

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why is texas a&m coach dressed like a magician

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@LeoByers This messages is endorsed by @DaBabyDriver

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state fairs are all-star weekend for graphic t-shirt wearers

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Kamala Harris:

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I'm sick

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Eastern Conference Finals Panthers vs Rangers? What’s is this, a National Park?

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BENGALS GOING GLOBAL RAHHH! WORLD CHAMPS #WhoDey

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this is the only news service i trust

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perhaps I shall sit atop the great target ball and ponder this beautiful evening

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RIP PAULIE WALNUTS

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famed sports broadcaster that surely won’t do anything offensive

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

What would your job be in early 2020s Ohio?

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