Tim

I’m a boy dad and I farm. Extreme far-middle centrist. I dabble in many topics on this message board. ODAAT

[Tim @DabbleTim]

@BurtMaclin_FBI I honestly think it’s good for business. I lose interest in accounts that just do the bit. Weasel and Cousin Brad are fine, but I like Jarvis and Burt where there is *some* human-like behavior.

[Tim @DabbleTim]

@BurtMaclin_FBI Reading your tweet yesterday, then seeing you get in on this today makes it so much more fun. Knowing there’s a real person behind the FBI shield makes all your tweets better.

Now never break character again. Please and thank you.

[Tim @DabbleTim]

@jarvis_best I miss old Jarvis

[Tim @DabbleTim]

@jarvis_best New Jarvis needs to go the way of New Coke.

[Tim @DabbleTim]

@WeaselHandyMan @HunterBiden More like butane him, amirite?

#CrackJoke

[Tim @DabbleTim]

@BurtMaclin_FBI This is not a comparison to what you do, but I came from an alcoholic abusive dad, so my contribution to the world is my sons have a sober kind father (who sings too loud at the grocery store). I’m trying to make the world a better place in my own little way!

[Tim @DabbleTim]

@jarvis_best Happy to see you’ve raised your age of consent to 8.

I should not post this.

[Tim @DabbleTim]

@Jimmyrich91298 Valid self-analysis is crucial for improvement.

[Tim @DabbleTim]

@Jimmyrich91298 Well I hope your clear and convincing relationship with Jesus Christ someday allows you experience joy and serenity. Because this life of constant anger isn’t sustainable. Good luck, Johnny.

[Tim @DabbleTim]

@SJBot3000 I need Cayley to read it and explain it to me.

[Tim @DabbleTim]

@Jimmyrich91298 You think Jesus is on your side?

[Tim @DabbleTim]

@NycQuint @BLaw @HowardStern @jayleno For a second before I got to Leno I thought you were talking about @shalomshuli and I thought “I mean yeah he’s a dolt but we like him anyway.”

[Tim @DabbleTim]

@TownsUsa Your sun rises from middle earth

[Tim @DabbleTim]

@Jimmyrich91298 If I had “does not sit on a dildo” in my profile that might be an applicable response. But it does further prove you’re not a Christian.

Jesus was Jewish, by the way. And an Arab. I still find it fun that you white nationalists claim Jesus when He’s everything you hate.

[Tim @DabbleTim]

@JohnConnor_US Yep.

[Tim @DabbleTim]

@DRTheSecond @jarvis_best The fun part is remembering the reason why that tweet was composed.

1-2 to go 0-4. 😬

[Tim @DabbleTim]

@SJBot3000 I’m guessing one person. Bought out that whole front row. That’s something I would do so I could sit alone in the front and no sell the whole show.

[Tim @DabbleTim]

@discount_d35839 @herbalrelease24 @OpieRadio With Opie now asking for money for his teeth he has truly become the new John. All hail the new Duke.