Dan

I only speak in Fighting Words.

[Dan @TractorLaw]

I had a minor problem with a tea from @DrinkAriZona (it looked and tasted "weak"). I messaged their customer service. They quickly apologized, collected some information so they could investigate, and sent me coupons that amounted to more than a 6X refund. Great service.

[Dan @TractorLaw]

@BigDickBarclay @kyrylobuVANov Uhhhh pretty sure I recall Tattooine has planetary voter ID

[Dan @TractorLaw]

Hearing Milli Vanilli in the news reminds me of the girl who made fun of me in 7th grade because I said I thought their music was made by machines and sounded fake. Hope you're doing well, Heather.

[Dan @TractorLaw]

@salingergregor They make AC units that go in windows you know. Fucks sake man you are beclowining yourself here.

[Phil Labonte 🇺🇸 @philthatremains]

the issue is never the issue, the issue is always the revolution

[Dan @TractorLaw]

First the Olympics, now another year without a team on the Stanley Cup, but don't take it hard, Canada, you're not really a hockey country anyway

[Dan @TractorLaw]

@jarvis_best One time at Hershey Park the brakes got stuck and we had to wait fifty feet before the end of the track and I immediately had two feelings:

1. Having to itch every part of my body I couldn't reach due to the restraints
2. Hating every human being ever

Can't imagine hours.

[Dan @TractorLaw]

Boomers listing their unwanted "classics" complete with Boomer board and crying mannequin kid for 3x their real value could never.

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

This is what the older generations should try and do more often

[Dan @TractorLaw]

C+C Music Factory? And the left said Trump wouldn't bring manufacturing back to America. Checkmate, libs!

[Dan @TractorLaw]

@ArturFufkin Somehow still might not even be the gayest gang in the movie.
🤣🤣🤣

[Dan @TractorLaw]

@notsoevilmorty Obviously the top one but - largely due to arrogance like this electric car thing - I'm not a fan of Ferrari in general.

[Dan @TractorLaw]

Imagine an entire campaign about a new Ferrari and not one fucking mention or visual of the thing MOVING.

[Cleo Abram @cleoabram]

Jony Ive shows the inside of the new Ferrari Luce, the first ever all electric Ferrari, only on HUGE* Conversations (full section)

[Dan @TractorLaw]

@TrojanPoobah @ClownWorld All I see is whining. And "cleaning out my trash can" as if that's a thing that needs to occur.

I've owned a home since 2004, not once have I cleaned out trash cans. They're for trash.

[Dan @TractorLaw]

@marcorandazza An official Ferrari-approved kit to electrify any Ferrari would sell.

[sphinx @protosphinx]

Today is a good day to remember that it was Dieter Rams’ industrial design language that was later repackaged by Jony Ive for Jobs.

[el gato malo @boriquagato]

the university of california dropped the SAT and the preparedness of STEM freshmen plummeted so precipitously that they were having to reteach middle school math.

and from this you learn "we should drop the MCAT from med school?"

this certainly seems likely to improve the diversity of poor medical outcomes...

[Cybertruck @cybertruck]

Hey Luce

[Dan @TractorLaw]

@TrojanPoobah @ClownWorld Maybe you can explain to me precisely what the problem is.

"It's trespassing" isn't a problem, trespassing laws are meant to solve an underlying problem herein unidentified.

[Dan @TractorLaw]

@TrojanPoobah @ClownWorld Of course there's a difference.

That doesn't mean there's a problem.

No, I don't see a problem with someone walking 20 feet up my completely open driveway to put a tiny amount of trash in my toter.

Does your trash collection charge by the ounce? 🤣🤣🤣

[Dan @TractorLaw]

@nick_kapur Harvard should rest on the fact that they could not charge a single student tuition for the next ten years, pay all their costs out of their endowment, and still be the richest institution in the world yet somehow have progressives hold them up as a reflection of their values.

[Dan @TractorLaw]

Someone at "Freedom 250" accidentally sent out the April Fools Day post they had saved in drafts - I hope.

[Sonny Bunch @SonnyBunch]

This is the worst lineup of musical acts I have ever seen.