Not John Connor

Not an official account. Not a senator, soldier or savior. Unable to sponsor legislation. Please forget 8/29/97.
Big dick energy remains.

[Not John Connor @Fake_JohnConnor]

@SamsonCorwell Be nice he’s short and bald

[Not John Connor @Fake_JohnConnor]

Amazing poasting right here

[Catherine @CatherineRose28]

Why are people attacking me for trying to understand? I've had men do this but I had no idea it was rape. I put it down to the heat of the moment and normal. I'm not sure I'd go to the police for that. Maybe we need to start recording what we do and don't concent to before sex.

[Not John Connor @Fake_JohnConnor]

@CatherineRose28 This is spectacular work.

[Not John Connor @Fake_JohnConnor]

@GuntherEagleman Here you go king

[Not John Connor @Fake_JohnConnor]

@FloridasOwnMac We are all way ahead of you Henry.

[Not John Connor @Fake_JohnConnor]

@actionxander Took the boy to see it Tuesday. Enjoy!!

[Not John Connor @Fake_JohnConnor]

@FloridasOwnMac @MartiniPolice19 And now my penis is just for show

[Not John Connor @Fake_JohnConnor]

Someone needs to do something about this whole Florida situation.

[Henry From Florida @FloridasOwnMac]

Big news. As many of you know @Fake_JohnConnor and I were absent from x most of last week. Well we are ecstatic to announce after my surgery we are now man and wife. Please visit the Sears wedding registry to get us our gifts and yes, we’re trying for a baby!!!!

[Not John Connor @Fake_JohnConnor]

@MartiniPolice19 Hotter than pretty. Mean, even.

[Not John Connor @Fake_JohnConnor]

@EpicTeethus That’s why it’s 7-15 minutes

[Not John Connor @Fake_JohnConnor]

When the girl is angry, it is a diplomatic crisis. War can be averted, but it will take time. It will be expensive. It will be painful.

When a man is angry, a woman can say, well would you look at this—my clothes have come off. How bout that. Hostilities end 7-15 minutes later.

[Not John Connor @Fake_JohnConnor]

@MartiniPolice19 And like that, we’re back together

[Not John Connor @Fake_JohnConnor]

@peterawolf 😍😍😍

[Not John Connor @Fake_JohnConnor]

@mtgreenee Whose face are you wearing?

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@LeadingReport Thanks, democrats

[Not John Connor @Fake_JohnConnor]

@cindyhydesmith Okay sweetie but maybe keep your options open just in case

[Not John Connor @Fake_JohnConnor]

@AlphaFemale7519 Are you a mouse?

[Not John Connor @Fake_JohnConnor]

@TheDemocrats I want to play doctor

[Not John Connor @Fake_JohnConnor]

@Olivia_Reingold So, if I understand correctly, you went to this campaign event to take feet pics?

[Not John Connor @Fake_JohnConnor]

@damintoell @wangyogrunt @AndrewKolvet @HarmeetKDhillon He deserves a full paragraph!