The Beach Captain

Just a guy hanging out at the beach. The Beach Captain is a fictional entity, for X purposes, this should be considered a parody. Copyright 2026 J.R. Shelton

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The LOUDEST thing about him...

Cheers! from North Beach, San Clemente, California.

Music: "Some Love" by CeeProlific at Pixabay

AI Voice was produced using ElevenLabs

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“The human spirit must prevail over technology.” ― Albert Einstein

Cheers! from 24th Street Beach, Del Mar, California.

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@kusowarosan Rover

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@WilliamShatner I've been searching thrift stores & garage sales for these, but they are so hard to find.

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@Sofia50020Sofia Jack Earle Haley

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@JenniferTilly s

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@vidIQ My tan.

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@growviczol Tar.

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@WilliamShatner I prefer my Captain's chair.

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@seancannell That's life.

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@dotkrueger True

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@maniaUFO He didn't pan the coastline because I would've been in his video...

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@vidIQ Yup

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@seancannell Why not?

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@johnrich Southpaw from the South

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The Beach Captain

#239 24th Street Beach, Del Mar, California.

Recorded 05-30-26

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@MrBeastInsights The Beach Captain is closing in on 1000 subscribers, being only 196 away.

At the current rate he's growing, he will reach 1,000 subscribers by the year 2126.

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@MrBeast Where'd you hear that?

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@vidIQ Depends which platform you look at. Let's just take one short.
Tiktok 165,000 still going
Instagram 8,000 stopped
Youtube 40 and dead

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“Betray a friend, and you'll often find you have ruined yourself.” ― Aesop

Cheers! from Windansea Beach, La Jolla, California.