Da'Voin Shower-Handel

[Da'Voin Shower-Handel @dabney72]

@DisneyPlus are a bunch of money grubbing assholes. If I have to call them one more time to reset the effing “update your household” BS when my wife and I are the only ones who use the account, I’m going to lose it. You’ve got the shows I want to watch. And I already pay for it.

[Da'Voin Shower-Handel @dabney72]

t.u. sucks @TexasFootball

[Da'Voin Shower-Handel @dabney72]

“big” XII just as irrelevant as when t.u. was still with them. Funny thing is…I like the conference more now. We could’ve done without these two turds joining ours though.

[Da'Voin Shower-Handel @dabney72]

Anyone else randomly remember that Antonio Banderas voiced the bee in the Nasonex commercials?

[Da'Voin Shower-Handel @dabney72]

Unsurprising but still disappointing, the Gladiator sequel sucked a big fat fart right out of the butt.

[Da'Voin Shower-Handel @dabney72]

Anybody on a cooking competition show who CHOOSES tofu outside of a vegetarian restriction of the contest is a psychopath.

[Da'Voin Shower-Handel @dabney72]

Thought I had finally cracked it, watching sports on @FOXSports on YouTube TV. Seems like it doesn’t matter how many times you guys redress the same streaming platform, you’ll still find a way to impose the “regional blackouts” and screw me out of enjoying the games. Why pay??

[Da'Voin Shower-Handel @dabney72]

Ever think about how many people in public smell your secret farts and instead of being disgusted, they go “oooooh sweet sweet fart cloud. Is that mint? Mint and Italian food for dinner? I’m detecting notes of grapes…” #headonaswivel #theyreoutthere

[Da'Voin Shower-Handel @dabney72]

Not that your weak ass schedule will be a challenge at all @CanesFootball from here on out, but enjoy going to the @CFBPlayoff as the biggest frauds in football. You lost to @CalFootball tonight.

[Da'Voin Shower-Handel @dabney72]

What a croc of shit. The officials just gave @CanesFootball the game.

[Da'Voin Shower-Handel @dabney72]

@espn and the rest of the sports media powers that be just cannot accept another “top 25” upset tonight. Cal just got hosed on one of the most obvious textbook targeting calls I’ve ever seen, costing Cal the game. #shameful

[Da'Voin Shower-Handel @dabney72]

miami just got away with a TEXTBOOK targeting that will probably cost cal the game...this shit is rigged

[Da'Voin Shower-Handel @dabney72]

I’m all for changing conferences…but can’t we rename them? Seeing @ACCFootball logo on the @CalFootball field just seems dumb. Congrats on the win btw.

[Da'Voin Shower-Handel @dabney72]

Everyone in charge of the networks we watch football (try to, I should say) needs to be drawn and quartered, or at the very least get Tanya Harding’d real real hard. Let me watch whatever damn game I please, no matter what stupid ass “region” I live in. AND NO I WONT GET NFL+!!!

[Da'Voin Shower-Handel @dabney72]

welcome to the SEC. I was really looking forward to it. Was. You nimrods got the easiest schedule possible in the league, and I shouldn’t be surprised. Have fun with your ESPN butt plugs. There’s actually some football games on too.

[Da'Voin Shower-Handel @dabney72]

I’m going to sound bitter, but I really don’t give a shit. @TexasFootball continues to get just absolutely grapefruited by ALL sports media @espn They have been all my life, despite consistently putting forth a mediocre team in a mediocre conference. Now,

[Da'Voin Shower-Handel @dabney72]

There’s someone out there with the name Amy Trevino, who apparently has the same last four digits of their phone number as me. I’m getting a little sick of getting calls from your debt collectors, Amy. Please pay your bills.

[Da'Voin Shower-Handel @dabney72]

Nobody wants 20% off @SUBWAY We want the $5 footlongs back.

[Da'Voin Shower-Handel @dabney72]

Brandon Marsh is a nasty, disgusting, rat-boy garbage person. Let your hair dry, you freak.

[Da'Voin Shower-Handel @dabney72]

Remember that time that James Bond (Daniel Craig) got his nutbag bludgeoned so badly that it left him wheelchair bound? That’s what should happen to people who cruise in the leftmost lane on I-35 doing 72 in a 75.