strega nonna

[strega nonna @saltymisc]

everything is beautiful and life is so good and the timing is always perfect and love will still find me in a way that is easeful and doesn’t feel like work because I am inherently lovable (it’s raining while I’m tipsy in a foreign country)

[27. @dimvji]

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use. the worst part is everything else

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

“Reading is performative.” “Reading in groups is performative.” Stop. Ask yourself why reading is the only activity we say this about, and who benefits from that. Don’t let yourself be propagandized into abandoning one of life’s greatest pleasures. We are in a literacy crisis.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Humanity thrived for years without AI. We can live without it. What we cannot live without is fresh water, farmers, agriculture, and land.

Stop supporting AI. It’s destroying our planet.

[strega nonna @saltymisc]

My body is a machine that turns minor blunders into moral failure

[strega nonna @saltymisc]

I am so hungover from this bachelorette party I’m pinning recipes like “healing sipping broth” on the drive home

[strega nonna @saltymisc]

Applying to waitress to patch me thru a few tight months. Pulling all my old college jobs onto my resume like “provided attentive customer service as bartender” but my corporate job is floating at the top with a single bullet “led integration workstream for $34B merger” lmao

[strega nonna @saltymisc]

Paul wall can’t keep getting away with this

[strega nonna @saltymisc]

Someone told me my outfit was “giving fancy Nancy in the best way” which I absolutely know they meant as an insult

[strega nonna @saltymisc]

Sober celibate and on whole 30 but the candida that controls my brain like plankton is telling me to redownload hinge

[strega nonna @saltymisc]

Koe wetzel is somehow getting even better and also hot now (?) but the situation with his wife is genuinely a nightmare. Unless ragweed is about her and then it’s fine

[strega nonna @saltymisc]

Chiggers are one of those things you forget about for a few years. And then they remind you

[27. @dimvji]

the older i get the more i appreciate being out of the loop. i don’t want to know anything about anyone

[strega nonna @saltymisc]

I don’t want to be funny or sexy anymore I would like to be earnest and I would like to be loved gently. Thanks

[strega nonna @saltymisc]

okay I still have a full bush!!

[strega nonna @saltymisc]

At the end of the day, I have a full bush and purse full of money. Life is good

[Bri @wordsandsense]

My good friend Ursula K. Le Guin has some thoughts on this

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

yes fighting & drinking will be allowed at my funeral

[strega nonna @saltymisc]

Honorable mention to whoever decided to put eyeliner on cam gigandet

[strega nonna @saltymisc]

the person who did the wigs for Burlesque………. thinking deeply and specifically about you

[strega nonna @saltymisc]

okra is so good when you don’t have a bitch in your ear talking about “it’s slimy”