National Trevor

Software tester and postgraduate literature student. Go to (or @corkingmovies) for my drunken reviews. Like to think I'm woke.

[National Trevor @dabnorfish]

Safe assumptions about Tory MPs a thread.

Ben Bradley has a Peaky Blinders style cap. He sometimes wears it in front of a mirror and attempts to do a Brummie accent that sounds closer to Scouse.

[National Trevor @dabnorfish]

@MrHarryCole Thing is, they've already demonstrated they can't be trusted to tell the truth, so now they need to be believed, they're shafted.

[National Trevor @dabnorfish]

@Beeestonia Didn't I say 1-0? OK, the exact ending wasn't quite the same, but I got the score.

[National Trevor @dabnorfish]

@SelaineSaxby @Conservatives Two things. Firstly, isn't having a tractor the picture a bit odd, as it's tractors that led the last Tory there to browse one handed websites? Secondly, didn't you attack restaurants for trying to help hungry people, you awful person?

[National Trevor @dabnorfish]

@amandamilling @FCDOGovUK Not moving on.

[National Trevor @dabnorfish]

@markjenkinsonmp @stellacreasy @HadleyFreeman @jk_rowling The 2019 Tory intake truly is a moronic and amoral bunch of bullies and thugs.

[jo @whatsJo]

Ted Cruz: I was just trying to eat at a restaurant and a man made me uncomfortable

me, as a detective: ok sweetheart, I’m sure you’ve heard of this kind of thing, maybe you were asking for it? were you wearing a politician-like outfit? do you have a history of public speaking?

[National Trevor @dabnorfish]

Not sure the note matches the book.

[Alicia Kearns MP @aliciakearns]

Not one constituent, ever, has asked for this.

This isn't a brexit freedom. It's a nonsense.

[National Trevor @dabnorfish]

@skank_a_licious Thank you.

[Andy Riley @AndyRileyish]

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[National Trevor @dabnorfish]

@_NatashaDevon And that's one of the reasons it mattered. It's never been about cake.

[National Trevor @dabnorfish]

Tories need to stop pretending to like football. You can't like Notts County and Forest. You can't like Forest and Manfield. You can't like Villa and West Ham.

[National Trevor @dabnorfish]

@Ghost_In_Exile His career basically revolves around making other peoples' lives a misery. He's an utter parasite.

[National Trevor @dabnorfish]

@J34JEAN @Mike_Fabricant No panic. And if Starmer broke the laws, I want him to go.

[National Trevor @dabnorfish]

@Get_effed Brendan Clarke-Smith picks the same team of the week as Garth Crooks.

[Fuck off @Get_effed]

Brendan Clarke-Smith tunes into Soccer Saturday for the banter

[National Trevor @dabnorfish]

@Bren4Bassetlaw You support Forest _and_ County?

[National Trevor @dabnorfish]

@Telegraph It was obvious this would happen.

[National Trevor @dabnorfish]

@BrugesGroup Excellent. Can't wait to order my beer in pints again.