Dabo Not Swinney

I make this $5 Clemson sweatshirt look like a $7 Clemson sweatshirt.

Parody Account: I am not the real Dabo Swinney

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#Carolina #Panthers shutting down #CamNewton the rest of the season. Jokes on them. He already shut himself down 6 games ago.

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Dabo Grinch gonna steal all those 5 stars and the tree.

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@ESPNCFB I was robbed.. that fat bastard.

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#MaxwellAward winner #Tua says that he would 1st like to thank his savior Jesus Christ and his coach 2nd, Coach Satan. Hes conflicted @espn @NOTSportsCenter

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I hate you @FakeUrban

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Repeating what I told you last night:

-Thank you all for supporting my account over the years.
-I’ll still be Fake Urban and will continue to tweet as Fake Urban after January 1.
-Never trust any coaches named Jim, Nick or Dabo.

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Vote #Dabo

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Fan voting is now open for the 2018 Dodd Trophy 🏆

Retweet to cast your vote for Nick Saban as the Dodd Trophy Coach of the Year.

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@CollegeGameDay @NissanUSA My vote is for #KellyBryant

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Wait. What? Kelly Bryant is transferring? Where was I when that happened? I thought he was just over there on the bench

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#MarkSanchez is an emergency starting quarterback now because Colt McCoy is injured. And @Kaepernick7 isn't even on a team? What alternate universe am I living in?

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The @CFBPlayoff show just ended its 30 hour selection day show

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10 years from now, after winning their 129th straight game, maybe.. Just maybe... The @UCF_Football team will make it to the @CFBPlayoff

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If @UCF_Football beats @LSUfootball in their bowl game, will they claim back-to-back national titles?

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@LarryWilliamsTI Well duh

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@FakeUrban Nah. It probably had something to do with that Purdue game instead

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@ClemsonTigerNet #Dabo is listening. Better give us all A's or #Dabo Will get angry. You won't like it when Dabo gets angry #DaboSmash

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Let's start this playoff thingy today.

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@Uno_Captain @GamecockFB Bye Felicia

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@SCTiger73 They are big #HarryPotter fans

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@Larry_Muschamp Good luck in the #ToiletBowl

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@FakeUrban I'll dedicate our playoff win against #NotreDame to you