Kourtney Cross

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[Monica Lewinsky (she/her) @MonicaLewinsky]

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.

[Kourtney Cross @dabossdoss]

@audreya_larson It actually gets worse 🙃

[Theo @Thogden]

Will Smith laughing at Chris Rock's joke then realizing Jada ain't happy

[Kourtney Cross @dabossdoss]

@davejorgenson Idk I feel like you should an award for this or something. That streak is unreal and feels strange to see it end. 🥺

[Kourtney Cross @dabossdoss]

Hey @MissouriRevenue - I get that everyone is short-staffed but I’m just trying to renew my plates here. Why offer a “renew by phone” option if no one is there to answer?

[Jason Kander @JasonKander]

Your friendly reminder that efforts to evacuate our Afghan allies did not conclude on August 31st and some of us have been working on this night and day for a full 8 weeks now.

[َ @ungodlywests]

I don’t think people realize that of simone biles isn’t feeling right mentally she can literally die doing her gymnastics. that’s how hard the shit she does is. one wrong move and it’s disaster. she did the right thing and I hope she’ll be okay

[Kourtney Cross @dabossdoss]

@mikayladreyer You’re amazing, Mik! Welcome to the most rewarding whirlwind that is parenthood 💙

[Kourtney Cross @dabossdoss]

@LoBorgmier Yes - I cannot stress this enough 😅

[Kourtney Cross @dabossdoss]

PSA: I will never, ever, EVER, under any circumstance call you on Snapchat on purpose so if you get a call it was my fat thumbs every time

[Kourtney Cross @dabossdoss]

@davejorgenson Congrats Dave! Big week for the Jorgenson kids 👏🏼

[ian bremmer @ianbremmer]

Risk of blood clots

J&J vaccine .00001%
Birth control pills: .05%
COVID infection: 16%

(CDC)

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

dropped my toddler off at daycare and she said “have a fun day, without me!” and I can’t tell if she has amazing boundaries or is a passive aggressive queen

[Bobby @bobbyberk]

Yep. That feels about right.

[Kourtney Cross @dabossdoss]

@AllisonBurr2 @hnburr12 OH OKAY 👌🏼 well that would’ve been funny. Missed opportunity, Cade! 🤣

[Kourtney Cross @dabossdoss]

@AllisonBurr2 Chad didn’t either Allie!! He just stared up at me down on one knee, holding the ring. He didn’t say anything 😂

[Kourtney Cross @dabossdoss]

It is 2021...why are razors so expensive?? $17 for refills to shave my legs....ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!

[Big Mama Leo 👑 @lanafrmthenorth]

Happy International Women’s Day 💐