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im not Funny so i mostly just Retweet things . Enjoy, My Goblins . she/Her

[knobgobblingoblonghobgoblin @dabvenny]

Me when I stimulate my grass

[Climate Defiance @ClimateDefiance]

There is no more “ children’s future” to think about. Climate change is ruining our children’s present

https://t.co/muSRUUahst

[🌽Actual Jake @ActualCorn]

A general strike would go hard rn

[arielle @reallygordon]

when i was in elementary/ middle school my mom used to beg me to stop “making myself weird” and it worked and in college i got into a top tier sorority :) but there is a gnawing emptiness… can’t think too deeply about it :)

[wick🦂 @wickhelm]

Call me soft but I do mourn the catastrophic loss of life we’re currently experiencing across the globe across all facets of ecology.

[Natalie Grace Alford @NatalieGABand]

I’m begging everyone to wear a goddamn mask. Please give a shit for the first time in 6 years about your lungs.
I’m appalled at the city for not doing an advisory on this.
I don’t think ppl are grasping that this is part of the evil that is going on.

[Union @yumtapwater]

People "joking" about wanting the parasite to lose weight. People jogging in the worst air quality in the world

Are you guys genuinely ok

[allie🃏comedy! @fauxmantis]

air quality is so, so much worse than yesterday. I can sit it my air conditioned house just fine but I want to cry thinking about the animals. what's the little chipmunk that lives under my stoop gonna do about the 900+ aqi air?????

[miles @milesdotgov]

( at Chinese buffet with the MGMT guys)

Mgmt; control yourself , take only what you need from it

[bran @slugopolis]

i'm going to miss all the weird little animals, chilly summer evenings, fresh vegetables, all of it really

[Rick DeVos @RickDeVos]

Next level dystopian aesthetics unlocked

[Sarah Lazare @sarahlazare]

The smoke in Chicago is so thick you can see and smell it and we all have to stay inside as much as possible. Seems like this ought to be a bigger deal politically. I fear the creeping normalcy of climate destruction.

[dan 🐝 @niloucitas]

siento q he vivido 30 vidas desde q pasó esto

[Ethel Caincel @sick_of_condos]

be careful if you're in toronto the fucking spider is out again

[Gatorade Should Be Thicker. @WinslowDumaine]

I'm just saying if my parents name me Goofus and my brother Gallant yeah man I'm gonna take the biggest slice of cake at the birthday party. I'm gonna stick a fork in the outlet. Throw rocks at the birds. Fuck you people.

[Andrew Hilary🇵🇸 @AndrewHilaryUS]

I walked outside and smelled smoke and freaked out thinking my house was on fire, but then I remembered it’s not my house it’s just my planet.

[Matt Slotnick @matt_slotnick]

the most confusing part of the odyssey is how this took 10 years

[faboolah @azninthesun]

the “you fucking the text man for texts” woman should win a nobel prize

[Oscar Meyer Lansky @MediumReginald]

Stuff like this is a great reminder that we can fix things, to some degree.