Dace Likethefish

Improv

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@TerribleMaps I was born with 4 limbs, but I identify as having 5.

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@_BasedCow_ @TerribleMaps Happy birthday, Adolf.

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Happy Hitler's birthday, stoners.

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"Swizzle Stick" is Boomer Skibidi.

No cap.

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@TansuYegen well, it may COST $400... I dunno if I'd say it's WORTH $400

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Cyber Trucks are the DeLoreans of our generation.

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When caring becomes weaponized, empathy becomes a powerful tool of resistance.

...because you can't fight apathy

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@cheese_nastar ... Unless you factor in the accidents

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@IndianaGPA Route 60 goes no where near "The Lonelinest Road in America" (hwy50 in Northern Nevada)

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@IndianaGPA That's not where lake washington is and that's not what the bridge looks like.

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@TristanHaggard See, AI, we're really not that different.

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@buitengebieden Hey! No porn at work!

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 shut up and take my money!

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No Freaking Out Till Its Freak Out Time https://t.co/x36vVJQhYE via @chrmschool4men

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The problem is not that you can't buy the things you need to be happy, but that you keep buying into the idea that you need those things to be happy.

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Happy birthday, StupidFace. I hate you

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@notomarfxf @realMaalouf There is no evidence that Harvey Milk had an underage boyfriend.

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@PuppiesIover it's like no parent WANTS a retarded child, but if you HAVE a one, fuck you if you don't love them.

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I'm in the market for 2009-2013 Honda fit, Manual transmission.

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A blessing is to allow one to sustain imbalance.