lil dace

just a small sad girl in a big sad world

[lil dace @daceygeary]

@damnitdana I saw I had a notification from you and my brain immediately went “the love of my life”

[lil dace @daceygeary]

@HelenManganaro I WISH I could ever look this gd good

[lil dace @daceygeary]

@damnitdana IM SCREAMING THESE PICS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

[Maryellen Stewart @maryellen]

I think about Fred Armisen taking an L from Prince post-SNL-impersonation every time I listen to a Prince song.

[lil dace @daceygeary]

IM SORRY BUT IF ITS 5-7 pm IN ATLANTA THERE ARE NO LEFT TURNS. SORY SHIT OUTTA LUCK BUCKO ITS RIGHT TURNS ONLY UNTIL 7:01

[lil dace @daceygeary]

Bemoaning being passed over for girls I secretly consider less attractive, never once considering the role my awful personality plays #girly

[Dan Douglas @dandouglas]

you have been visited by this extremely serene fox sunbathing behind my flat. RT for a momentary sense of tranquility

[lil dace @daceygeary]

Everyday is Tequila Tuesday when you hate your job!!!!! 🙃🙃🙃

[Jeff May (CEO, Antifa Org.) @heytherejeffro]

Is there a funnier moment in television history than this snapshot of Teen Jeopardy?

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

Stress relief tip: take it out on a loved one

[lil dace @daceygeary]

How is it that not a single man understands personal space? I am actively backing up to get away from this man & his breath n he's oblivious

[lil dace @daceygeary]

Okay I'm gonna need every single man to take it down about 10 notches

[Beth McColl @imbethmccoll]

if you have said no to depression & u r still depressed- don't fret!! perhaps u have accidentally been saying "gnome" ?? this isn't the same

[lil dace @daceygeary]

@damnitdana HOT DAMN OKAY HUNNY HMU U GOT A MAN

[zoe kazan @zoeinthecities]

In most of the scripts I read, the women are only there to admire and/or admonish men. They are used to further the plot & furnish emotion.

[Susan Sarandon @SusanSarandon]

The #1 question I get in interviews is whether Jessica & I get along. Jess & I not only got along great during filming, we’re now dating

[lil dace @daceygeary]

When u can't blame it on seasonal depression anymore

[lil dace @daceygeary]

@daceygeary JUST KIDDING I ATE ALL OF IT HAHAHA DEPRESSION IS SO GREAT I JUST ATE LIKE A POUND OF SPAGHETTI AND IM NOT EVEN HUNGRY

[lil dace @daceygeary]

@damnitdana THE DOORS UNLOCKED COME ON IN ILY WOW