Dancing in the Dach

Hippies had it right all along. A friend of the Dachshund. Teach your children to open their minds. Take care of our Earth. Artist, Grandmother, Runner

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

People don’t hate Trump because they hate their country; they hate Trump because they love their country.

[RandyGoat 🐐 @RandyGoat]

They don't want you to know what's really going on with Mitch McConnell because they know Kentucky requires a special election to replace a senator and Thomas Massie can swoop in and take that opening.

[The Shallow State @OurShallowState]

The fact that Todd Blanche has refused to comply with the court order to release the Epstein files following Katie Phang's lawsuit, should be a more significant story.
The fact that the Epstein Estate ACTUALLY PAID a settlement to one of the women who alleged that Donald Trump raped her as a minor, and it was paid AFTER Epstein died, as told under oath by Epstein's longtime accountant, should be a more significant story.
The fact that Trump said he wasn't ever on Epstein's plane and now we found out he was, should be a more significant story.
The fact that senior officials gathered in the Situation Room to concoct and coordinate an Epstein coverup should be the most significant story of all.
And when you combine ALL these stories and add to it his hiring of Alex Acosta, the birthday card, the movement of Maxwell to a more lenient facility, and then - especially - his panicked behavior on all things Epstein, it really should be the end of his presidency.

[QueenMother👸🏻 @QueenMother1976]

“I work the front desk at a small doctor’s office, and I wish people could see what happens on the other side of the phone.
Every day, older patients call us confused.

They are told to use the patient portal, upload documents, check lab results online, fill out forms before the visit, and confirm everything through a link.
Some of them do not know what a portal is.

Some do not have a smartphone.
Some have one, but they are afraid to click the wrong thing.
Last week, a man in his late 80s called about his test results.

He said, “Ma’am, I don’t mean to bother you, but the computer says I have a message and I don’t know how to open it.”
He sounded ashamed.
That broke my heart.

He should not have to feel ashamed for needing a human being.
Technology can be helpful. I understand that.

But when people who built this country are made to feel helpless because everything became a login and a password, we have gone too far.
Not everything needs to be an app.
Not every answer should be hidden behind a screen.

Sometimes people need a voice.
A patient person.
A real human who says, “Don’t worry, I can help you.”
Progress should not leave seniors behind.

Because one day, the world will move faster than us too.
And I hope someone is kind enough to slow down.

~Unknown

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Will the owners of a blue planet between Venus and Mars please attend to your vehicle. It is overheating.

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

People who say “I can’t do that, it’s against my religion” are practicing religious freedom.

People who say “You can’t do that, it’s against my religion” are practicing authoritarianism.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

And just like that, Republicans have no problem with a sitting president making billions in office on crypto scams, from foreign governments and oligarchs, and industries directly impacted by his orders, policies and regulations.

[Sheldon Whitehouse @SenWhitehouse]

Nothing to see here, folks. Keep believing fossil fuel.

[Bill Kristol @BillKristol]

Impeach and convict.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

He's getting bigger, isn't he?

No way he's less than 280lbs.

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

Spot the difference

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

MAGA is a paper tiger and it's soaking in the piss of Donald J. Trump's adult diaper.
The algorithm pushes MAGA accounts like they're the majority, they're not. They're not even 33% of the population, Elon wants you to think they're 75%.
Liars fear the truth.

[Wajahat Ali @WajahatAli]

Hey dumbass racists on this hell site, the US Men's Soccer Team is crushing right now thanks to birth right citizenship.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

This is why people built guillotines.
GOP Rep. Troy Nehls, when asked about 60% of Americans struggling with affordability: "Affordability? What are you talking about?... I'm gonna get me a couple of big lobster tails. I'm gonna get me some nice rib eyes... Maybe the 60% of Americans don't work as hard as I do."

[Walter Masterson @waltermasterson]

Socialism is the fire department putting out your fire.

Capitalism is the insurance company denying your claim.

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

If you call yourself a conservative and you're staying quiet about all the money Trump is making off the presidency after all your whining about the Bidens, the Clintons, and the Obamas, you're a fake-ass bitch or you're truly in a cult.

I assume both.

[Dancing in the Dach @DachDancing]

@MHTruthUltra @Kree14665038 That covered around 25% of their losses. And didn’t touch the high diesel fuel costs.

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

Trump: "I gave the farmers $28 billion dollars."

No, YOU didn't give them shit. American taxpayers gave them $28 billion after your tariffs crippled their business.

[Hey, Dave! @davegreenidge57]

He looks like the front half of a singing centaur.