Jack Dowden

It’s all just bad puns

[Jack Dowden @dackjowden]

I think I would be the worst spy. I’d be on a mission and die from the tooth cyanide capsule because I grind my teeth at night.

[Anthony Hopkins @AnthonyHopkins]

Tuesday Tunes 🎶

[Jack Dowden @dackjowden]

Can we make it socially normal to stop mid story and say “I’m sorry I only realize now how garbage this story is” and move on.

[Jack Dowden @dackjowden]

@KatKeahey 😢

[Jack Dowden @dackjowden]

Do you think there is a cover band called Death Uber for Cutie?

[Jack Dowden @dackjowden]

@MakeItWayne15 But why do I remember EVERY SINGLE WORD

[Jack Dowden @dackjowden]

Of all the things I thought I would remember well after all these years Natasha Bedingfield’s Unwritten was not on the list

[Jack Dowden @dackjowden]

@KatKeahey .......the soundtrack is real good.....

[Jack Dowden @dackjowden]

@taylorlynn16 👏👏👏👏

[Jack Dowden @dackjowden]

Sharknado: oh my god shark infested tornados

SharkNATO: oh my god...they’ve formed an intergovernmental military alliance

Quarantine is going well guys

[Jack Dowden @dackjowden]

I don’t really know what’s going on with Sesame Street but I really hope they have Oscar the Grouch be the one to talk about self quarantine.

[Jack Dowden @dackjowden]

I don’t know why but the fact that Oregon and oregano are pronounced so differently upsets me so much

[Jack Dowden @dackjowden]

Thank you 23andMe but I love baked potatoes and get sunburnt after an hour outside...have a pretty good idea where my genes come from

[Harrison @prodbyharrison]

Bossa wid the duck

[Jack Dowden @dackjowden]

@Jesse_Elgene Bowser

[Jack Dowden @dackjowden]

@BridgetADavis @MakeItWayne15 Would you get out of here this isn’t about you

[Jack Dowden @dackjowden]

@MakeItWayne15

[Nooruddean @BeardedGenius]

Pissing myself at gorillas making a run for it in the rain. Especially the 😬 expressions https://t.co/ck0CYACKgN

[Jack Dowden @dackjowden]

If you tell a funny Jesus joke is it wrong to say you nailed it?