@BernieSanders Yes there is. Be more active. Stretch everyday. Take the stairs. If America is really as obese on average as statistics claim, I can’t imagine they move a lot.
If any of you have a 7yo and they tell you their favorite video is called “Golden Shower”, don’t panic, they are 7 and they meant “Golden Hour”. Trust me, my dudes.
Relationships are waking up mad at each other bc 1 person fell asleep during the first episode of the show while the other person watched the entire fucking season.
Wife: Let’s watch Netflix.
Me: Ok. [starts show]
Wife: [sleeping]
Me [pausing]: OMG we are two seconds into it.
Wife: What?
Me: You’re sleeping.
Wife: I’m not sleeping. Press Play.
Me: [presses Play]
Wife: [sleeping]
My kids are on spring break. So far their favorite pastime is acting out all the Iron Man movies while watching them. Honestly they are way better than the originals.
being alive in this time in history is truly amazing like living in a real life action flick. will the world end because of weather catastrophes or nuclear war or plague? how's about all three? omg it's so exciting
Thinking about how my middle school PE teacher wrote in my report card that I didn’t seem motivated to do a class obstacle course, which mostly involved crawling around on the gym floor, and yes?