Dad Wilder

Party hard, Dad hard.

[Dad Wilder @dad_wilder]

Top 5 beers:

1. After mow beer
2. Airport beer
3. 1st tee golf beer
4. Fishing beer
5. After work on Friday beer

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

After the first quarter everyone is waving to the Children’s Hospital that’s next to the stadium and the kids watching the game from their windows are waving back. Literal goosebumps.🥹

[Dad Wilder @dad_wilder]

Can we all chip in to hire a driver for Tiger Woods?

[Dad Wilder @dad_wilder]

Is it too late to flex this MNF game?

[Dad Wilder @dad_wilder]

Kind of wish I had YouTube TV right now so I didn’t have to watch this Cowboys game.

[Dad Wilder @dad_wilder]

Nothing is faster than a baby’s 30 minute nap.

[NUCLR GOLF @NUCLRGOLF]

⛳️ There’s nothing like a first tee beer 🍻

What’s your top 5 beers? (Via: @dad_wilder)

[Dad Wilder @dad_wilder]

Olympian *does 87 flips and twists*

Me: did you see him hop an inch on that landing? Not good.

[Dad Wilder @dad_wilder]

When my wife asks me “Do you know what tomorrow is?”

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

This is a test

[Dad Wilder @dad_wilder]

New arrivals at https://t.co/Q6o2me0lM3

[Dad Wilder @dad_wilder]

New fall gear is out, check it out at https://t.co/Q6o2me0lM3

[Dad Wilder @dad_wilder]

Hug your children.

[Dad Wilder @dad_wilder]

If you’re over 30 don’t expect anything more than a birthday gif in the group chat.

[Dad Wilder @dad_wilder]

You can’t become one of those in your 40s fitness success stories if you’re in shape in your 30s, crack yourself another beer.

[Dad Wilder @dad_wilder]

Don’t know why, but the little water on top of the yogurt when you open it disgusts me. Where’d you come from you little shot of yogurt water, I don’t trust you.

[Dad Wilder @dad_wilder]

*Kids at any public event*

I need to sprint.

[Dad Wilder @dad_wilder]

There are two types of people in this world: the person that changes the smoke detector battery at 2 AM or the psychopath that lives with the constant beeping.

[Dad Wilder @dad_wilder]

For the love of god, someone please get Cris Collinsworth a throat lozenge.

[Dad Wilder @dad_wilder]

Nothing better than a Sunday full of grilled meats, beer, and a phone full of football notifications.

[Dad Wilder @dad_wilder]

Being a baby, what a life. People are literally cheering for you to eat, sleep, and poop.