Hon. Dada Remi

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[Hon. Dada Remi @dadaremi3]

I AM EXTREMELY WEALTHY !!! I CAN NEVER BE POOR !!! I HAVE NO LIMITATIONS!!!

One day I will be at the place I have always wanted to be.

[Jaredad.🐸®️ @_Jaredad]

I proposed in public, is left for u to say NO & leave

If u ever raise hand on me

I swear to God I go too beat u like the way Introtech teachers used to beat students

What nonsense

[Mob President Christian @Chrisblin]

A friend referred a customer that bought solar products of 6M to me early this month, I executed it & sent him 50k, it turned to an issue, he claimed it was too small so he reported me to our mutual friends

I didn’t make much from the deal & I also didn’t argue, I apologized & made it 100k, invited him to a bar & we drank over it, today he’s back with a referral of 15M.

50k for a referral of 270M is an insult.

[JBT @UtdJBT]

I will never forget this night

[‏ً @oluwatxsinn]

this my neighbor pikin don get belle and the girl sabi lie ehn, make i go stay for my parents side small

[Kunmi Àgbà Farmer @kunmigbenga]

I remember when we had a goat d!e on the farm. I wasn’t sure what caused it, so I told my staff to cut off a small sample of the meat for laboratory testing and bury the rest in my presence.

Later that day, when I got home,I check the cctv camera and I found out they had dug the goat back up, cooked it, and shared it among themselves. I wasn’t even surprised.

On my next visit, I decided to teach them a lesson. I said, “Thank God none of us ate that goat. The lab found it had tested positive for HIV.”

Panic broke out instantly. Some couldn’t even speak. A few were already in tears. I kept asking, “What’s wrong?” until one of them finally confessed:

“Please don’t let us d!e… we all ate the goat.”

That was when I reminded them why following instructions are non negotiable on a farm. I told them to pray and fast for 3days

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

“Mbeumo is on the counter and there goes Jordan Henderson trying to stop him”

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

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[De Liberty @Mikeliberation]

The owner of the school where my sister teaches is based in the UK.

The school closed today, and he was around.

When he saw the teachers' clothes, he said, "You're earning ₦150,000 a month. Why can't you dress better?"

The teachers looked at one another in shock.

Then one of them replied, "Sir, we earn ₦80,000 a month."

That was when he discovered that the principal had been paying the teachers ₦80,000 instead of the ₦150,000 he approved.

[Mr Bayo @mrbayoa1]

Peller is young and deeply in love. At this stage, there’s nothing anyone can say to change his mind. Like all of us, he’ll grow and learn from his own decisions. By the time he’s 31, he’ll likely have learned the lessons only experience can teach. I wish him luck.

[KHAN'✨ @khanofkhans11_]

This your money is our money and my money is my money narrative is very dangerous. Imagine not willing to take care of your own child.

[This Account Makes You Happy @FeelYouHappy]

These marriages are very healthy!! Such unique, inventive plays of humour❤️

[Bestmann @Big_Bestmann]

Financial success go make everybody forget academic failure jsyk.

[Kameelah❤️🧕 @TheCakegurl]

I've fried fish so many times, but using parchment paper never crossed my mind. We really do learn something new every day.

[Dura,coco money🎀 @ms0nigghaz]

I was actually one of the nurses on duty that day, and I can confirm every word. In fact, the moment she walked into the labor ward, we immediately realized this wasn’t going to be like every other delivery we’d spent years training for. We threw away the fetal monitor, the partograph, the blood pressure cuff, the IV cannula, the emergency trolley, and every obstetrics textbook because, as it turns out, all those things were completely unnecessary.

She simply walked to the bed, looked at the baby and said, “Come out.” The baby respectfully complied within minutes. No contractions to monitor, no cervical examinations, no assessment of fetal position, no concern about the size of the baby or the mother’s pelvis. Apparently none of that has ever mattered. We have all been wasting our time.

Immediately after the delivery, the hospital called an emergency meeting. Every obstetrician, midwife, anesthetist and pediatrician was informed that decades of medical training had been based on misinformation. We have now concluded that prolonged labor, obstructed labor, postpartum hemorrhage, shoulder dystocia, eclampsia, emergency C-sections and maternal mortality only happen because women failed to renew their gym memberships.

We’ve also contacted medical schools worldwide to remove Obstetrics & Gynecology from their curriculum. Future doctors will no longer learn about parity, cervical dilation, fetal distress, induction of labor, breech presentation, placenta previa, uterine rupture, or any of those outdated concepts. The only lecture remaining is “Stay Fit and Tell the Baby to Come Out.”

We’ve gone a step further and written to the World Health Organization, ACOG, RCOG and every maternity hospital across the globe to stop wasting resources on labor wards. Apparently the solution to childbirth has been sitting in a gym all along.

On behalf of every doctor, nurse, midwife, researcher, and every woman who has ever experienced a difficult or traumatic labor, we sincerely apologize for not realizing sooner that childbirth is actually a fitness competition. Thank you, sir, for correcting centuries of medical science with one tweet. We are forever indebted to you.

[BASITO @itzbasito]

Yes, he voted for Salah 1st, Mane 2nd and Mbappe 3rd for the Ballon D’or but when the results came out after Messi’s announcement, FIFA published how coaches voted and it showed that he voted Messi 1st which he never did. He posted his ballot online to back his claim.

[Beauty #WID @Beautyugo1]

So, a guy called out Chicken Republic because their doorman always asks him for tips.

Chicken Republic swing into full action.
They called this guy on phone because he has big followership on the app, they apologized.

They asked him the security on duty and he went ahead to describe the man and all.
The caller was suggestive: he does this all the time I believe.... The guy affirmed

He even said it's more than 10 times because he's a steady customer

Ladies and gentlemen, the man was fired

People are bashing the guy and some said he shouldn't feel guilty

Tipping is not by force, now his call out has put someone back into the street

Did he do wrong by calling the company out?

[Young Prince 👑🎤 @YoungPrince_]

Told my baby cousin a few years ago if he graduated at the top of his class I’d get him whatever he wanted

Young man became valedictorian!! 😂😂😂

[Nathan @OIuwatosin]

Attended a wedding in the south of France over the weekend, and used a key skill I learned on social media.

A tale in 4 photos.

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

📆 𝗧𝗛𝗥𝗢𝗪𝗕𝗔𝗖𝗞: When Jermain Defoe argued with Toronto's Gilberto over the taking of a free kick and this happened. 🚀

[United Extra @TheUnitedExtra]

this gotta be the hardest commentary I’ve ever heard 😭