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Eats potatoes like apples

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Doggy style is how I eat soup.

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@H0neyW4sp Very true.

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@samtripoli I keep flying under the radar. Nice.

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@Jane_Doe82 Hey the Knicks won! Yay! Let’s pile on a young man because winning isn’t satisfying enough.

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@JustAMomNamedMM Sure

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@WorkElizab Bitches

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@WorkElizab Haha . . . SHUT UP

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@Spawn_of_sal Because people are terrible

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@WorkElizab Close your window

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@PlantRobinson I grew up in Rhode Island which is the New Jersey of New England. It was cool. Ha.

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@SchmittNYC She was supporting her meathead bf. You saw her favorite team.

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@JJMcGLAZER She was having fun. Why is that annoying? SMH

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@jurassicjells You can put vegetables in it. Like. Beep beep 7 minutes later and vegetables are good. My kids eat them. That’s love. ❤️

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@jasonwhitlock You’re a disgusting pig. And you know why.

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@Spottys2cents @MurrayHillGuy1 If you even passed by those ladies in public you’d lose your ability to speak.

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@0beanwankenobi She’s more talented than all you fucking morons daisy chained to each other gargling balls

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@SherrodMoore84 @0beanwankenobi I thought it was pretty good.

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@jurassicjells

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@jurassicjells @ThisLocalHater