Matt Chadwick

Sheet Metal Worker 🛠

[Matt Chadwick @dadchadwick]

Imagine you just got in a car accident and a radio DJ broadcasts to an entire metropolitan area to avoid you

What an embarrassment you are

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Why are there so many real estate agents

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Beehive thefts are on the rise in Yolo County

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

Its a beautiful day to be a bad motherfucker!

[ᔕᴀᴍᴀɴᴛʜᴀ ᗰᴀʀɪᴊᴜᴀɴᴀ @Sammi_Sativa]

Gonna make an NSFW onlyfans but instead of porn I’ll just be committing OSHA violations

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Fuck @DerekJStevens

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People who drive Lincoln Navigators are in fact horrible navigators

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I thought we were an autonomous collective

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@yatesy42 and I ruined a billionaire’s day this week. Now tell me what you did

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

What is this all about?

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Methylchloroisothiazilone

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@Mrs_VanEss Tell Derek I’m interested

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Yeah it’s probably dangerous to drive without a seatbelt on. Wanna know when I’ll crash? When the car is distracting me with its incessant fucking beeping

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Can’t wait to spend half the trip putting the tent together

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@JohnLentsch @Mrs_VanEss I think you’re right. Hold my beer and watch this

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@KuhnTheGoon82 I’m down big rn

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@miniatureuzi Tammy for sure

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@hunt_the_butt Sucking dick! Behind my grandma’s house