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I'm the funniest guy ever | Only @thecazbah likes my tweets. Occasional reviewer for @shittyreviewsco.

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Take me down to the Asteroid City
Where the tint is green
And there's no Bill Murray

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I'm outta here. Find me at bluesky.

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@AdamSchefter wait this isn't the same person?

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@ChaseActually Kubiak and Saleh, we are so back.

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@DragonflyJonez also how has there never been a Campbells Chicken Noodle Soup Bowl. HUGE missed opportunity.

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@MylesRinSF Hes old af but only a one year deal

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@FoulTerritoryTV @Ken_Rosenthal @EvanDrellich @TheAthletic i do not think Ronsenthal has the speed or bat-to-ball skills to lead off.

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@Underdog__MLB @JonHeyman

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Oh wow.

[Golden Globes @goldenglobes]

The #GoldenGlobes award winner for Best Director – Motion Picture goes to.... Brady Corbet for The Brutalist! 🎥

[Alex Fast @AlexFast8]

These ChatGPT-ass fun facts at the golden globes are KILLING ME. What do you mean Demi Moore grew up near Area 51 WHO CARES. 🤣🤣🤣

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@KristopherHeenk Lol alright

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Hold up, is Harrison Ford really playing a president in a Marvel movie, and he also turns into a hulk? Jfc...

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@MylesRinSF Hell yeah dude. Enjoy!

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@gggiants

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R.I.P. 2024

(2024-2024)

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"Catch Me If You Can" is a Christmas movie.

Why I'm tweeting this on New Years Eve, I have no idea.

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@LATimesfarmer Weird both teams with a better record are winning?

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@herrmanndigital Same. Especially when I found out after that the story was fictional lol

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@herrmanndigital It's a long one and the story isn't amazing but it's shot really well and there's some great performances in it. Def an Oscar bait-type movie. But Brody and Pierce deliver strong performances and I think that makes it worth checking out.