Christian Phillips

Tells appallingly bad jokes, got a wife, three kids and dog innit.

[Christian Phillips @daddychrispips]

@McDonalds @McDonaldsUK 20 minute wait for a £1.79 cheeseburger! I thought it used to be called fast food for a reason? This is at Clacket Lane service station on the M25 😭#poorservice #notfastfood

[Christian Phillips @daddychrispips]

@Tunnocks good to see you helping out with the splashdown for #artemis 😉👍

[Christian Phillips @daddychrispips]

@medway_council the state of the roads in Medway is appalling. One road in Gillingham has 41 potholes. Your silence on fixing them is deafening

[Christian Phillips @daddychrispips]

@virginmedia I think you need to train this van driver with a road safety course. This happened to me in Gillingham Kent this afternoon

[Christian Phillips @daddychrispips]

@MedwaySport any swimming today at Medway Park? Nothing listed on the booking app ?

[Christian Phillips @daddychrispips]

@kent_police AI making the face clearer

[Christian Phillips @daddychrispips]

#Halloween #Halloween2025 #elavator #hauntedhotel #haunted
What just happened here?

[Christian Phillips @daddychrispips]

@sewateruk Sorry wrong company , I have resent to the correct one

[Christian Phillips @daddychrispips]

@SouthernWater thanks for dumping raw sewage (again ) in the Medway river . Your Motney Hill sewage works are in the background. #pollution #sewage #shamefull

[Christian Phillips @daddychrispips]

@rickyaross I took the same pic as well 😉 Brilliant performance in Margate last night , thanks for a great night

[Christian Phillips @daddychrispips]

#putin #dogshit #dogturd #PutinWarCriminal

[Christian Phillips @daddychrispips]

#dogsatpollingstations #vote #dogsoftwitter #dogs

[Christian Phillips @daddychrispips]

@MohammadzaiEsa Do you know these people or know they are Romanian? Asking for my mate who's mum was the victim of this

[Christian Phillips @daddychrispips]

The advertising in NYC is on point! #priceandrew #nonce #EpsteinCoverup #cheeky #funny #Advertising #RoyalFamily

[Christian Phillips @daddychrispips]

Two years ago Elton Wrong released his first Christmas single . Unfortunately it was a flop . Elton has since given up the music industry to become a Buddhist monk in Ohio
https://t.co/YFZfDtVxbB
🐷🎅#eltonjohn #eltonwrong #pig #christmassong #christmas
#christmasnumber1

[Christian Phillips @daddychrispips]

@BlocoFogoSamba good to see you do your stuff today supporting One Big Family 🥁

[Christian Phillips @daddychrispips]

@DockyardChatham here's an interesting video of the last ever Trafalgar Day parade from the Dockyard.
https://t.co/z34vbpMUv0

[Christian Phillips @daddychrispips]

@avanti_trains @avantiwestcoast this is what your 1120 to Manchester looks like when you cancel the two previous trains (blaming driver shortages) maybe it's time to train up more drivers ? #shocking #cattletrain

[Christian Phillips @daddychrispips]

#family #lookalike #nosejob #knob #nose
My beautiful family

[Christian Phillips @daddychrispips]

History repeating itself #PutinWarCriminal #PutinWarCrimes #PutinIsaWarCriminal #PutinHitler #putinisevil