Abdu

Big guy

[Abdu @daddydulla]

i can think, i can wait, i can order $38 worth of chicken on uber eats

[Abdu @daddydulla]

she told me she a thespian i said i like girls too

[Abdu @daddydulla]

If you don’t like heavily armed soldiers mowing you down then why did you choose to exist in this world as a brown-skinned person? Actions have consequences.

[Abdu @daddydulla]

The people who call Muslims “backwards” are still out here burning women for trying to read

[NCCM @nccm]

We are horrified, though not shocked, that a person attempted to set a Muslim woman wearing a hijab on fire in the town of Ajax, Ontario.

We are outraged to learn of this unprovoked attack on a Muslim woman, which took place at the Ajax Library on Saturday, March 22, 2025.

[Abdu @daddydulla]

hey bro we’re counting our happiness instead of our misfortunes later if you wanna pull up

[Abdu @daddydulla]

Watching Peaky Blinders will have you saying insane shit like "payckauey bloindus"

[Abdu @daddydulla]

If your car's exhaust breaks just turn the radio up louder so you won't hear the carbon monoxide poisoning

[Abdu @daddydulla]

the homies are so hard to talk about feelings with I'll be like "bro I'm kinda struggling" and they'll say some shit like "ya man i did legs yesterday" ???

[Abdu @daddydulla]

@DavidHadfather Fishnet tuxedo I'm calling it

[Abdu @daddydulla]

Me: I will clean the entire apartment today like a normal human

Me 5 hours and 48 lysol wipes later: I have cleaned the gap under the left faucet knob

[Abdu @daddydulla]

this guided meditation narrator is teaching me how to do french inhales

[Abdu @daddydulla]

They haramified the only sandwich my lil muslim mama could eat she's got a mint condition holographic coupon collection just for these 😪

[New York Post @nypost]

Subway tuna contains chicken, pork and cattle, latest lawsuit alleges https://t.co/SeddeQkaiU

[Abdu @daddydulla]

Lilo and Stitch is the best cinematic rendition of Frankenstein

[Abdu @daddydulla]

@TrevorWThompson can't be worse than the engineering frosh crowd

[Abdu @daddydulla]

I don't "rearrange guts". I do intestinal interior design

[Abdu @daddydulla]

A good pre sleep ritual is to put your phone on blue light filter mode and then start looking up every person who had achieved success by your age

[Abdu @daddydulla]

How pissed were mfs in the 80s when they were told they can't light shit on fire anymore 30,000 feet in the air

[Abdu @daddydulla]

@DavidHadfather It's YOUR FAULT for ordering bruschetta at a dive sports bar in a strip mall

[Abdu @daddydulla]

@TheAlanShane If you're in ottawa you're also not allowed to do paid spots anywhere else on top of this, so that's dope 👌🏽