Eric Morris

Above average

[Eric Morris @daddyemo]

Nike should make golf clubs

[Chairman @WSBChairman]

The Pentagon: We accidentally sent $6.2 billion to Ukraine

The US Treasury: We’re unable to track $5 trillion of pandemic spending

Sam Bankman: I don't know where $10 billion of my users' funds went

The IRS: You just sent $602.17 on Venmo report it or you're going to jail

[Eric Morris @daddyemo]

What color is math?

[Eric Morris @daddyemo]

Rickie, without a doubt, would be the best

[Golf Digest @GolfDigest]

Let's hear it. ⬇️

[Eric Morris @daddyemo]

Is Nelly the best artist of all time?

[Eric Morris @daddyemo]

No one is ready to talk about how viktor hovland and Joel Dahmen are two of the most morally bankrupt people on tour. Just bad people and will never want them to succeed. #2022players

[Eric Morris @daddyemo]

@Workday is awful. Terrible flow, broken “error” messages, and quite confident my dog could have came up with something better. Hate seeing commercials for those pieces of trash

[Vijay Singh @VijaySinghGolf]

Thinking of growing a mullet now…

[Eric Morris @daddyemo]

@CoronaUSA #CoronaPremierBeachClub I’ll take those 9 holes

[Eric Morris @daddyemo]

@ShannonSharpe PSA- Walmart been selling 3 different insulins for $25+tax per vial for years w/o Rx

[Eric Morris @daddyemo]

@bickdaddy I see what you did there.

[Eric Morris @daddyemo]

Disney sucks

[The No More Hero @Ultimate13__]

Plumlee was Coked out to do this

[Eric Morris @daddyemo]

I’m pissed that wasn’t somehow a Lincoln commercial

[Eric Morris @daddyemo]

When the benefit doesn’t outweigh the risk, we look to other options. This is exactly the reason we do not need government. It’s all a scam

[Zak Toscani @zak_toscani]

CDC recommends splitting up your quarantine over your two 15min breaks

[Eric Morris @daddyemo]

@TennyGeldbaugh @garrettperkins_ Every year people inadvertently drown bc they think they can swim in waters they cannot handle.

[Eric Morris @daddyemo]

@_JC3