Mr. Fishpants

husband, dad, chef, baseball fan

[Mr. Fishpants @Daddyfishpants]

@elonmusk Your kid hates you because you’re an awful person. It has nothing to do with them being trans.

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@ALcd24qe @realJohnJohnJr What the actual fuck are you talking about?

First, it’s rain hell.

What hell is being rained?

Upon whom?

Specifically

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@SteveCarva01010 @realJohnJohnJr What laws are you referring to, specifically, how are they being violated, and by whom?

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@Povdan @libsoftiktok What a messed up view of masculinity. I really hope you don’t have a son to whom you can perpetuate this nonsense.

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@nicksortor Gonna begin work building a pipeline … tonight.

It’s GOING TO greate “thousands and thousands of jobs”

Do you see the discrepancy here?

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@yinzerfred @colin_dunlap Of course it’s because your boogeyman “The Left”.

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@WMBA22 @kylegriffin1 @Garrett_Archer Except for the one that reports things you like to hear. They’re the only one with journalistic integrity, right?

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@MikeBales Can you please share your source for this data?

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@MikeBales So instead of being mad at the oil companies who are screwing everyone for record profits, you want to be mad at … liberals.

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@Real_RobN Rigged EVERYTHING so masterfully that Republicans are in charge of every branch of government and every agency.

If I didn’t know that you’re a scumbag I’d think you were an idiot.

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@DeepLeaksHQ Trust me bro

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@johnrockshomes Just call yourself a traitor like you are. Also an enormous pussy.

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@colin_dunlap @ProDuffer72 I don’t see what’s cowardly about it. Seems to me that they wanted to get their point across without being blown up on social media, which clearly would have been inevitable.

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@JohnMatthe75961 @OccupyDemocrats Your English isn’t bad at all. Keep working on it!

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@MikeKozlowski7 @seanhannity What the fuck does knowing how to construct a building have to do with this?

What a moronic thing to say…

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@thetishbite01 @Chicago1Ray It has not been, as it cannot be. He’s retired.
Beyond that, he said nothing seditious.

Let’s pretend that you have a pension. Should the value of your pension change based on what political candidate you like?

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@DeezBallsBeSpin @Chicago1Ray @Beardvet @SecWar You’re gonna be sad to hear that he can’t even change Kelly’s rank.

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@RandPaul “I’ll have you arrested for exercising your Constitutional right!!”

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@Felipeg46458704 @ABC To your Fox “news” addled brain I’m sure it is. I see why Trump loves the uneducated.

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@BearRescue2016 @ABC Yeah, democrats are such good cheaters that Republicans run every branch of government. Try to formulate an actual thought Billy-Bob.