Discourse Ha(t/v)er™️

Always mad, sometimes funny. They/them

[Discourse Ha(t/v)er™️ @daddyjokes1]

One morning Gregor Samsa awoke from uneasy dreams to find his girlfriend transformed into a worm

[Discourse Ha(t/v)er™️ @daddyjokes1]

It's cuz of the tweet about "the grink"

[Andrew Woods @JimJarmuschHair]

I know The Grinch has always been a “thing” but it really seems like it’s become a “thing” in about the past five years or so. Anyone know why?

[Discourse Ha(t/v)er™️ @daddyjokes1]

@OftCorrect @R_Thaler That life expectancy goes way down when they die because you've laid them off

[Discourse Ha(t/v)er™️ @daddyjokes1]

Finally being recognized for what I’m best at, topping for 15 minutes per day

[Discourse Ha(t/v)er™️ @daddyjokes1]

Looking through this persons tweets I would say they might be a template for a new type of informant. One that used lib tik tok language to kneecap revolutionary potential

[Discourse Ha(t/v)er™️ @daddyjokes1]

Me when I don’t know what the word “radicalize” means

[Brayden @leftistbrayden]

Yesterdays protests are also a good reminder for my fellow DSA and leftists that it’s much easier to radicalize a wine mom liberal than some coal miner in WV and that the hate Tweets about the wine moms are weird

[Discourse Ha(t/v)er™️ @daddyjokes1]

The only thing preventing me from going completely off the rails is that im very tired

[Discourse Ha(t/v)er™️ @daddyjokes1]

I’m gonna gamble all my money away on bets about the new pope

[Discourse Ha(t/v)er™️ @daddyjokes1]

Ppl who revel in being known by everyone in “The Scene”™️ and social climb are gross but the people who just love hospitality in their bones. Who stand for double digit hours a day for low pay and very little thanks, I’m just so grateful to them with every part of my body.

[Discourse Ha(t/v)er™️ @daddyjokes1]

I’m not sure if the restaurant industry creates narcissists or just attracts them but I will just say the people who aren’t are some of my favorite people on the planet. Every lifer is my fucking family

[Discourse Ha(t/v)er™️ @daddyjokes1]

Me describing hooking up w another verse nb to my straight friends “they can play the 1-5 and we switch on everything “

[Discourse Ha(t/v)er™️ @daddyjokes1]

Thought I had a new dive bar for after my Tuesday night job but my third shot of jack went down the wrong pipe and I coughed and now I can never go back

[Discourse Ha(t/v)er™️ @daddyjokes1]

I think headphones should be free and accessible in public places like in airports or at bus stops and then if people play things from their phone speaker without them they get the wall

[Discourse Ha(t/v)er™️ @daddyjokes1]

One of my favorite airport pastimes is scanning the concourse for enemies

[Discourse Ha(t/v)er™️ @daddyjokes1]

They could very well still be bad people for all we know, but they do a good job at their job

[Discourse Ha(t/v)er™️ @daddyjokes1]

It’s cuz he’s a good comic

[Steven @StevenWallaby]

I don't know what stopped this guy from falling down the same deranged and reactionary libertarian echo chamber most of his comedy peers have, but I'm glad for it all the same.

[Discourse Ha(t/v)er™️ @daddyjokes1]

It’s the same w jeselnik, they aren’t special and they don’t deserve extra praise. They’re 2 of the very few cis male comics that are actually good at comedy.

[Discourse Ha(t/v)er™️ @daddyjokes1]

I love when I’m cooking something and I go outside to smoke and I come back in and I can tell how well I did cuz it smells so good

[Discourse Ha(t/v)er™️ @daddyjokes1]

I work at a brunch restaurant and it costs us 70 cents per egg we use. It used to be about 5-7 cents/egg the last time I worked at a brunch place 6 years ago. We’ve had to add a per egg surcharge.

[Discourse Ha(t/v)er™️ @daddyjokes1]

You don’t have to like it but not every show should be about 5 friends in a major city that have ambiguous jobs. Its good that there’s stuff that’s different.

[Discourse Ha(t/v)er™️ @daddyjokes1]

What is it these people want to happen in the bear? It’s a show about a profession that has a lot of failure, sadness and false starts. A show about a fine dining restaurant that didn’t focus on character development (or lack thereof) would be either too depressing or boring.

[Madeleine Baker @madeleineebaker]

I thought it would take the show way longer to get to some of the plot points in this week's episode, but I realized I've just been scarred by shows like The Bear. Which instead would have aired an episode about Ricken having a traumatic trip to the grocery store or something