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[Kaka @daddykdz]

@talkSPORT AgbonlaNoClue 😂

[Kaka @daddykdz]

@centregoals He learned from Michael Oliver. I believe he was the first and only ref to do that in @premierleague and it was against @Arsenal player, Martinelli. @grok is that correct?

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

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[Tom Canton @TomCantonMedia]

If Liverpool and/or Man City fail to win the Premier League this season, it should go down as one of the biggest failures in the division's history - @Football_LDN

Around £400m spent each in 2025 on players, approximately £100m+ more than Arsenal.

https://t.co/bTxa0T21yG

[Olamilekan A.🇨🇦 🇳🇬 A victim of Nigeria** @lekside34]

We agree...
Thank goodness the culprit isn't Igbo because APC cretins would say it was Obi that sent him or probably labeled him an Obidient...
Àshà è lè ni woon gbè jà dà..

He should have waited if the wings won't remove the okin on his head... He thought he was on àgbo fuji stage...

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨❤️🤍 Viktor Gyökeres has just signed his contract as new Arsenal player! ✍🏼

All sealed after medical tests done today, official statement to follow next…

…and number 1️⃣4️⃣, confirmed.

[Frank Edoho @frankedoho]

You are that fool that picked up a dictionary and selected big words. The problem is on a podium, that dictionary can't help you. Come and try me on any live stage and see if I won't strip you for body parts. The only thing you will beat me with is your pathological lying skills.

[scott iguma @IgumaScott]

Nah now case start, No negotiations

#pwan #PWAN #police #scottiguma

[Rinu Oduala 🔥🔫 @SavvyRinu]

A failure in life and death. You couldn’t even die in your own country. You won’t be remembered well.

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

Bill Gates is often accused of staging regulatory/state capture around the world for the benefit of his business interests, but how exactly does he do it?

An example from Nigeria this past week provides answers.

[Kaka @daddykdz]

@ChuksEricE Who’s the ice cream seller now?

[Akin Olaoye @akintollgate]

Nobody:

Sega: I will be with you Shortly!

[The Nation Nigeria @TheNationNews]

“There was another time he made a statement like ‘Natasha, your husband is really enjoying. It looks like you’d be able to make good movements with your waist’.

https://t.co/lTNkQ9y2nO

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

In a country that has ambition, people should grow up aspiring to benefit from and contribute to the country's productive economy.

Nobody should grow up seeing NGO work as their visual reference for prosperity, as is the case in many parts of Nigeria and Africa.

The NGO-isation of African economies is a form of hybrid warfare. In tech, for example, there exists a whole subgenre of "tech bros" who do not actually build anything that solves any problems or creates any value, but rather apply for grants and receive what amounts to "free" dollars from foreign governments in exchange for not very much work at all.

The same thing is happening is happening in journalism, where almost no Nigerian journalist is working to figure out a new business model to replace the clearly broken current one that makes journalists poor, and nobody is interested in reporting stories that actually matter to Nigeria's national interests. Everybody is instead busy chasing $2,000 grants from Pullitzer Centre, CDD, CJID, and the rest of the Abuja NGO journalism rabble.

In agriculture, nobody is trying to fix the REAL problems with Nigerian agriculture - security, mechanisation, and storage & transport infrastructure. Instead, everybody is chasing Gates Foundation money and parroting Microsoft Man's narrative about how GMOs will fix everything. Half of Nigeria's harvests spoil ON THE FARM every year due to lack of storage and evacuation infrastructure, but one white man's NGO is busy telling us that what we need to increase our food supply is Monsanto-patented corn, and EVERYBODY is following him because of NGO money!

In education, nobody is interested in the foundational problems - an outdated Victorian curriculum and a widespread lack of basic infrastructure like classrooms and computers. Everybody is instead busy following oyibo NGOs to be talking about AI and IoT-enabled learning for all the 12 students that will ever have access to those things, so that they will use AI to teach them that Mungo Park discovered River Niger, and they can use their IoT-enabled tablet computer to label parts of praying mantis.

In real estate, nobody is building to solve the uniform problem across sub-Saharan Africa - access to relatively cheap, high-quality housing, which immediately elevates low-income earners into middle-class status. Everybody is busy chasing one tiny market of money launderers and NGO people who earn in dollars and pricing condos in Guzape at $400,000. So now you have poorly-built, low-quality, cement-and-glass nonsense multiplying all over Africa and sitting empty for decades while the population of urban slums continues to balloon every year!

NGOs and the influx of foreign government money need to be treated as a critical national security threat across Africa. At least 90% of existing NGOs absolutely do not need to exist and should be shut down. Any influx of foreign state funds into an African country must be subject to oversight, and caps need to be placed on how much NGO staff can get paid, so as not to distort national economies dangerously, as they are currently doing.

['Fisayo Soyombo @fisayosoyombo]

BREAKING: Yomi Adetula, Key Witness for FIJ in IBD Dende’s Libel Lawsuit, Murdered by 'Assassins' https://t.co/Fo3xdv1gl2

[Inibehe Effiong @InibeheEffiong]

This is ignorance of the law raised to power 1000.

The fact that this very ridiculous opinion is from the spokesperson of the primary law enforcement agency in Nigeria says a lot about the decadence of our institutions.

To be clear, raining curses on someone is not a criminal offence, and I challenge the Force PRO to cite any law that supports his statement.

By virtue of Section 36 (12) of the Nigerian Constitution, for an act or omission of be termed a crime, it must be expressly and specifically defined as such under a written law.

This Force PRO has a history of inventing imagery offences from his head.

Also, curses do not constitute threat to the life of the person that is cursed.

Curses do not have effect or value in the eyes of the law for the simple reason that they are premised on superstition, or at best the supernatural forces.

For example, telling someone “it shall not be well with you” is a prayer; prayer can be positive or negative. Wishing someone evil is also not a matter for legal redress.

The law does not concern itself with trifling things or spiritual matters.

What is more appalling is the fact that the supposed image maker of the @PoliceNG does not know that the Cybercrimes Act had since been amended, and that the notorious wordings of the provisions of the old Section 24 which the police has been using to witch-hunt critics has been repealed.

I urge Nigerians to ignore the misleading statement of @Princemoye1 as same is baseless.

What a shame!

['Fisayo Soyombo @fisayosoyombo]

ALERT
If you're on foot rather than travelling by car or using other transport, please avoid CMD Road in Lagos once it's 11pm and specifically around 12am.

Especially in this season.

@policeng men from the Ketu division have a habit of picking up anyone spotted. Their least bail demand is N50,000. I personally witnessed it exactly one week ago, and I understand it's a frquent practice.

Save your money for Yuletide/New Year's Day chicken o!

[Kaka @daddykdz]

@SkySportsNews You guys should take care of the alleged corruption in PL and @PGMOL_ first. Sky should let us enjoy the beautiful game, no matter where it’s played.

[Kaka @daddykdz]

@InibeheEffiong @DeleFarotimi Just got a copy of the book.