JJ 💕

[JJ 💕 @daddyorjulia]

I’m not hot enough for the amount of trauma and baggage I come with tbh

[JJ 💕 @daddyorjulia]

I still search for pieces of you in everyone

[JJ 💕 @daddyorjulia]

It would be cool if I could unhinge my jaw like a snake to swallow the foods I don’t like whole

[JJ 💕 @daddyorjulia]

My headphones disconnecting at the gym is making the sexual tension between my head and the wall rise exponentially

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

all the food is poisoned, they’re saying the only safe thing to eat is my pussy

[pixel ★ .*･｡ﾟ @p1xelpunkk]

before “wlw?” we had “do u like girl in red?”

[Randa Tattooist @carolfrombolt]

Suggested hiking to my alcoholic friends and this is how they treated me

[azka @artyfiber]

"are you a boy or a girl" what if we make out and see whether you feel gay or straight

[mijin ☆ made my night @kazuheavenlyy]

whys it acceptable for bottoms to post about wanting to be topped but the moment I say I wanna put a girl through the mattress im in the wrong

[piss girl @xtsygirll]

it comes n goes in waves and i cannot swim

[JJ 💕 @daddyorjulia]

Guy at a bar trying to flirt with my friend told her she looked like a raccoon

Okay so you think she looks like she digs through the trash??

[ellie @_cowbutch]

“you can’t cum inside her with a strap” you just aren’t determined enough

[meeka @MeekyBlinders]

if i had a penis i would be trying to put it through the hole of a vinyl so i could tell ladies i have a record breaking dick

[JJ 💕 @daddyorjulia]

@fukingappleslut

[menace @Kroniebits]

How much would I have to drink for a mosquito to instantly die from alcohol poisoning when it bites me

[mia @miakanaiko]

*trying to comfort ur nonbinary friend* there their

[✵ @nxymll]

my life is a constant cycle of watdatmean and oh ok

[cabby @cabby]

Some things you never really forget. It’s like riding a dyke or whatever the saying is.

[m̃ @hexesandspell]

God forbid a girl be both a muse and a menace.