dead daddy polonius

once a proud father of two. currently dead. killed by the crazy hammy himself

[dead daddy polonius @daddypknowsbest]

new fav song since there’s so many in denmark now ....

[dead daddy polonius @daddypknowsbest]

@papipolonius2 @YoUncleDaddy @more_than_kin_g he’s lost wout us :((

[dead daddy polonius @daddypknowsbest]

@bape_hamlet @hamletmedie_ that’s the one!!

[dead daddy polonius @daddypknowsbest]

i hate you @hamletmedie_ u murdered me bro

[dead daddy polonius @daddypknowsbest]

@nonamelaertes me too son me too

[dead daddy polonius @daddypknowsbest]

i miss you son @nonamelaertes

[dead daddy polonius @daddypknowsbest]

@hamletmedie_ i was doing what was right for king claudius

[dead daddy polonius @daddypknowsbest]

@nonamelaertes youll be with me soon son, soon

[dead daddy polonius @daddypknowsbest]

@papipolonius2 bro me tOO!! we were cheated

[dead daddy polonius @daddypknowsbest]

hey @papipolonius2 how’s the dead life treating u

[dead daddy polonius @daddypknowsbest]

@papipolonius2 THE DISGRACE

[dead daddy polonius @daddypknowsbest]

@papipolonius2 my grave was “digged”

[dead daddy polonius @daddypknowsbest]

party at my grave 2nite?? all deceased are invited

[dead daddy polonius @daddypknowsbest]

bro everyone’s dead

[dead daddy polonius @daddypknowsbest]

rip claudius, rip gertrude, rip EVERYONE

[dead daddy polonius @daddypknowsbest]

hell ye hammys dead tho

[dead daddy polonius @daddypknowsbest]

rip laertes so sad

[dead daddy polonius @daddypknowsbest]

NOOOO MY SON

[dead daddy polonius @daddypknowsbest]

hammy’s only “continual practice” has been when he stabbed me #golaertes #laerteswillwin #diehammydie

[dead daddy polonius @daddypknowsbest]

y does hammy have to make fun of everyone?? we’re just trying to help him out #imperfect