polonius

proud daddy of laertes💘 ophelia is aight 😐these kings would be no where with out me😤💯

[Polonius @polo_bro]

@papipolonius2 Look what I found

[polonius @papipolonius2]

@ayeitsophelia I'm not sure about that

[polonius @papipolonius2]

ahhh y'all done messed up so much that stinky fortinbras got the throne

[polonius @papipolonius2]

@wholetheHamsout @Horationotfil ok so that was rlly violent

[polonius @papipolonius2]

so I'm pretty sure hamlet and horatio were actually gay for each other and ophelia was a cover

[polonius @papipolonius2]

@Lady0phel1a I've seen the error of my ways since you died

[Horatio @horatibro1]

Hamlet when he finally gets to poisoning Claudius

[polonius @papipolonius2]

@horatibro1

[polonius @papipolonius2]

He got his due justice

[polonius @papipolonius2]

Claudius rlly killed his own wife...rlly

[polonius @papipolonius2]

This is what Denmark is looking like

[polonius @papipolonius2]

@horatibro1 @Lady0phel1a @hamletmedie_ Is anyone sane in Denmark though??

[polonius @papipolonius2]

WHO PUT MY DAUGHTER IN A STRAIGHT JACKET

[polonius @papipolonius2]

@Horationotfil nah we all lost...except u

[polonius @papipolonius2]

ok so hamlet really thinks he can beat my son at a dual

[polonius @papipolonius2]

@ilovehamsfam @bape_hamlet your own husband let you die so he could kill your son soooooo

[Horatio @horatibro1]

@papipolonius2 @hamletmedie_ That father of the year award is equivalent to Michael Scott’s best boss cup it means nothing

[polonius @papipolonius2]

@horatibro1 yeah it's no secret tbh I'll admit

[polonius @papipolonius2]

ophelia!!!

[polonius @papipolonius2]

@bape_hamlet no one bc WE ALL DIE

[polonius @papipolonius2]

@bape_hamlet ahh but who wins in the end

[polonius @papipolonius2]

@horatibro1 ahh I'm a little behind but my buddy Claudius just came to my grave

[polonius @papipolonius2]

my son gunna avenge my death...what's hamlet done huh?

[polonius @papipolonius2]

@hamletmedie_ @horatibro1 I was a good dad. Denmark's father of the year practically