Polonius

Right hand man of the man himself 👑
Praise the new king 🙏
Proud father 🍼🍼 (O & L)
Keep them eyes open 👀
Slay or be slain 😤🗡️

[Polonius @polo_bro]

See how white their clothes are? Yeah... It's a Tide ad.

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This wasn't an Allstate commercial, because after everyone died... I know we aren't in good hands.

[Polonius @polo_bro]

Laertes after he hopped in Ophelia's grave and demanded to be burried with her:

[Polonius @polo_bro]

"Yeah, I let you all kill yourselves and then took the opportunity to take over the entire kingdom." -Fortinbras"

[Polonius @polo_bro]

Don't tell anyone, but the entire time I was hiding as Hamlet confronted Gertrude, I was preventing myself from letting out the biggest fart of the 17th century

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I'm glad my children were so moved by my death

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People kept dying left and right after the pre-game dranks. What a bunch of light-weights.

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Was cheering on Hamlet as he forced Claudius to drink. Not because I like Hamlet, but because I was going to see my bestie again 🤗

[Polonius @polo_bro]

I'm so glad I can spend time with my family again... But also not really.. if you catch my drift

[Polonius @polo_bro]

Remember when Hamlet dragged me out of the room in a curtain as I was bleeding to death? Good times..

[Polonius @polo_bro]

@Laertes51439679 You know your old man.. always rambling

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@ilovehamsfam @itsyaboiLaertes @its_laertes_ Weren't you a follower all the up until the point you chose to do something yourself which also got you killed?

[Polonius @polo_bro]

Someone trying to help me make a music video? I'm trying to make some lyrics and a routine where I take "ghost ride the whip" to a whole new level.

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@ilovehamsfam Right, switching boys like you switch lanes is love. I read ya loud and clear.

[Polonius @polo_bro]

Someone better have blasted Somebody's Watching Me at my funeral

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@ayeitsophelia @papipolonius2 Due to my crazy children, I don't think I was an option in the first place

[Polonius @polo_bro]

@papipolonius2 Look what I found

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