DaddyShadowman

Parody Account of things Daddy Shadowman would never say
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[DaddyShadowman @daddyshadowman]

@stickster @ezequiels @stevesoleimani @RedHat @IBM I have some marketecture slides that can help!

[DaddyShadowman @daddyshadowman]

@ohlol @williamsjoe We prefer to call it “protecting shareholder value”

[Ben Breard @benbreardjr]

Who else is pumped about bringing systemd to AIX?

[Adam Young @admiyoung]

I can't believe Red Hat bought IBM. We have an insane amount of software to OpenSource. My hope is that priority goes to S390, followed by DB2 and MQSeries.

[DaddyShadowman @daddyshadowman]

@castastrophee If only there was a book about the brand to guide us.....

[Czarcuterie Board of Insults 🇺🇦 @pczarkowski]

Ginni: "Watson, buy Red Dead Redemption 2"

Watson: "OK Ginni, buying Redhat Enterprise Linux 2"

Ginni: "NO! I said Red Dead!"

Watson: "OK Ginni, buying Redhat"

Ginni: ...

[DaddyShadowman @daddyshadowman]

Someone mentioned a blue wave was coming this fall...... #bigblue

[DaddyShadowman @daddyshadowman]

@packethost @aeperezt @RedHat @IBM Of course they do. Mine was issued 4 years ago!

[DaddyShadowman @daddyshadowman]

Who knew my avatar was prescient. #bigblue

[DaddyShadowman @daddyshadowman]

Great, show up at a political event, suddenly you become responsible for ensuring the success of the American Dream.

[DaddyShadowman @daddyshadowman]

@cloud_opinion ooohhh Node Vops - that's a great product name!

[DaddyShadowman @daddyshadowman]

@cloud_opinion But are you the 'Blue Hat' of cloud computing?

[DaddyShadowman @daddyshadowman]

@cloud_opinion but one must protect shareholder value.

[so called parody. @cloud_opinion]

"No one should care about revenue because we are BigData" - Hortonworks

http://t.co/QwRmLghTJB

[DaddyShadowman @daddyshadowman]

@cloud_opinion you mean they haven’t been staffed by fortune tellers?

[DaddyShadowman @daddyshadowman]

@chipchilders Yes. cc @cloud_opinion

[DaddyShadowman @daddyshadowman]

@chipchilders @cloud_opinion That would be a good start.

[DaddyShadowman @daddyshadowman]

@cloud_opinion people like @chipchilders being involved gives me hope that won't be the issue with CFF.

[DaddyShadowman @daddyshadowman]

@cloud_opinion still an improvement over a single vendor having control.

[DaddyShadowman @daddyshadowman]

@cloud_opinion you didn’t expect them to give tons of money AND give up control too did you?