ROAST MALONE 🤡

only milk I drink is almond breast milk

[ROAST MALONE 🤡 @daddyshog]

North Central TX Walmart rn has me transported to a Mumbai ghetto.

Wtf happened to my beautiful country?

[ROAST MALONE 🤡 @daddyshog]

after carefully eating as much west-coast sourced lettuce that i could acquire, it is my complete hypothesis that this should not be considered “explosive” diarrhea, but merely “implosive,” that is all thanks you

[ROAST MALONE 🤡 @daddyshog]

“I’m England Dan!”

“NO! You’re John Ford Coley!”

[ROAST MALONE 🤡 @daddyshog]

@nhhorton Stick to the news you fucking clown, you’re out of your element and rage baiting to fulfill that deep-seated insecurity that’s been stemming into your work for a while.

You should be ashamed to call yourself a journalist.

[ROAST MALONE 🤡 @daddyshog]

@ClintStoerner Trying to hype their guys who are working to get to the league, Clunt.

You could’ve used the same thing when you were a tackling dummy at Jerry’s place for a minute.

[ROAST MALONE 🤡 @daddyshog]

come over bitch, we’re smoking DMT out of a puma bone in a remote peruvian village at 8,400 feet

[ROAST MALONE 🤡 @daddyshog]

I have never used laminator

[ROAST MALONE 🤡 @daddyshog]

my ears have been acoustically manipulated by the federal government to only recognize music made by and for possible lesbians

[ROAST MALONE 🤡 @daddyshog]

there was a cigarette in the toilet and i just shit on it, is that okay?

[ROAST MALONE 🤡 @daddyshog]

just threw a muffin in the arkansas river, plz don’t eat it

[ROAST MALONE 🤡 @daddyshog]

terribly sorry for pushing you into that bonfire old chap, there was a malevolent entity interrupting my spiritual transformation!

[ROAST MALONE 🤡 @daddyshog]

@poppachub I don’t get it at all. It’s a small horse. What am I missing?

[ROAST MALONE 🤡 @daddyshog]

I don’t want you to think that I don’t want you to think, that I don’t want you to think that!

[ROAST MALONE 🤡 @daddyshog]

there is 0% chance this account could get flagged as a bot

[ROAST MALONE 🤡 @daddyshog]

unless u work AT the white house…

does today really matter though?

really?

[ROAST MALONE 🤡 @daddyshog]

if you saw me with my hazards going on the side of I-40 hunched over in my chevy trailblazer shitting into a lunchbox i am doing better now

[ROAST MALONE 🤡 @daddyshog]

just learned the entire history of Winslow, Arkansas.

[ROAST MALONE 🤡 @daddyshog]

BEHOLD!

THE GORGON OF THE VOID APPROACHES!

[ROAST MALONE 🤡 @daddyshog]

consider me officially: radicalized

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: The California State Senate has passed a bill providing undocumented immigrants up to $150,000 in state-supported home loans.

[ROAST MALONE 🤡 @daddyshog]

fag

[Brennan 🍉 @BayAreaBrennan]

using this word in 2024 is absolutely insane, let alone if you’re a grown ass man