Poppa Chub

President of the He-Man Woman Haters Club

[Poppa Chub @poppachub]

@daddyshog Your country is now their county

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Did you see that ASU Frat Leader got ballsack-mogged while Clavicular jester-gooned in front of like 10 foids? Looksmaxxing culture is in shambles

[Poppa Chub @poppachub]

“Thinks”… he actually did that shit

[͏ Posting Clips @PostinClips]

this autistic black guy on instagram thinks he can create leaf tornados 😭

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These damn players are only worried about getting their bag. They don’t give a fuck about the Razorback on the side of their helmet. There’s no pride. 95% of the roster is from out of state. I care so much about this program and I’m tired of the players not giving a shit. Fuck em

[Poppa Chub @poppachub]

I don’t want your Captain Morgan, I’ll keep my Admiral Nelson’s thank you

[Poppa Chub @poppachub]

Should I cop? Going to get my zynceal carry license tomorrow

[Poppa Chub @poppachub]

It’s so funny watching lesbian chicks try to act masculine. Chill out and close your legs Sandy

[Poppa Chub @poppachub]

* Conversation between my woman and I *

Me: “Great hunter, yes?”

Her: “Yes”

Me: “Great figure of a man, yes?”

Her: “Yes”

Me: “That is all you need to know, for now”

[Poppa Chub @poppachub]

Haven’t had to whisper in a few years. Wonder if I can still do it

[Poppa Chub @poppachub]

My dad told me when I was 8 years old, “Son, if you’re going be an Arkansas Razorback fan, be prepared to have your heart ripped out of your chest every time”. He was right. I’m 25 years old and am governed to the emotional regulation skills of an infant every time we lose

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Down 0-7 in the World Series facing elimination rubbing damn cheese in the ground. @UCLABaseball unserious baseball program

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Nancy Pelosi has people pooping on her driveway on a regular basis

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RIP

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 BREAKING: Vice President JD Vance will attend Pope Leo XIV's Inaugural Mass on Sunday at the Vatican.

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Not having the patience or attention span to watch a 30 second TikTok all the way through so I 2x speed it ❤️ What have we become… My great grandpa would be so ashamed of me

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What you have done, here today, has shaken my belief in the Jewish people

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Quiet, I’m busy watching George McDonald cut peat with a century-old spade to fuel his home fire

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Played football in high school with a dude who got hit so hard he had to go back to fourth grade

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Me to a group of degenerate, hungover dudes during chapter meeting in 2021 probably

[Holobody @holobody]

Bro lets go out and be pillars of the community tonight

[Poppa Chub @poppachub]

@mike_Iaconelli @YamahaOutboards @LowranceFishing Big fan Ike!

[Poppa Chub @poppachub]

@budlight you’re trying so hard to rebound from what you did by making these new commercials with Shane Gillis. But I ain’t falling for it. I ain’t buying no gay beer. No sir, not I. I’m going to keep drinking @MillerLite like my dad, his dad, and his dad before him