madeline 🍄

[madeline 🍄 @daddyymaddie]

my kids r gonna have a hot mom, that is all

[powerful wizerd @powerfulwizerd]

Im way skinnier than him

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you’re eating eggs and it starts tasting like you’re eating eggs

[charlie @chunkbardey]

i hate when i’m not with my friends. there’s always stuff going on and i’m like i bet they’d say funny stuff about it

[Aloma🌸 @henassyy]

I think me being distant. I’m not a person that likes to talk everyday or i can definitely go a long time without communicating. I’m more of a call me if you need me type, but every time we link it’s like it was never a pause

[Yas ✨ @_prettygirlbrie]

You know…someone tweeted about anxious people being oddly calm in serious situations due to constantly imagining every possible scenario and I haven’t stopped thinking about since

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

he’s the ….. to my…

[Lebanna @AnnabelHalliday]

The price of mirrors was one of the most shocking adult discoveries

[𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐌𝐎 … @JaYunnaMonae]

chickfila need to grow up fr this Sunday sht getting old

[ari @AriannaDantone]

girl math is taking an entire shower just to wash your face because it’s easier

[coco @realprettybrown]

Love who loves you. Show up for those who show up for you. Don’t forgive.

[Zizi🌸 @yonwaba_mzizi]

Mine is being human trafficked but that’s just me

[s @bambinasalina]

people act like they want the best for you but when the best starts happening they’re quiet as a mouse and even start disappearing

[💎🥭Whole Blinkin Market🥭💎 @HighHeelEsquire]

First 5 seconds cleared, TBH.
“Instead of that lady recording me, she could’ve just helped me.”