jason🌶

prosciutto consumer he/him

[jason🌶 @dadecountydaddi]

business majors be like hey professor is it ok if we have the coloring book on pdf or do we need a hard copy?

[jason🌶 @dadecountydaddi]

i take martial arts classes in a temple call that jew jitsu

[jason🌶 @dadecountydaddi]

business majors be like damn bro i can’t go I have to exploit the working class at 9 am tmr

[TG @TGcanes]

@Hayesfawcett3 @theU_1st @JaydenWayne8 @coach_cristobal

[jason🌶 @dadecountydaddi]

aldi goes hard

[jason🌶 @dadecountydaddi]

girl asked me to post her face on snap.. fuck you think this is? positive people of pinecrest ⁉️🤨⁉️

[jason🌶 @dadecountydaddi]

shariff got a 2021 wrangler and a nose ring. Everyone please hide your moms

[jason🌶 @dadecountydaddi]

haha no yeah mom we just got ice cream that’s why i was gone for 5 hours

[jason🌶 @dadecountydaddi]

why do immigrant parents never wear fuckin earphones

[jason🌶 @dadecountydaddi]

fellas, is it gay to remember nice memories with friends?

[jason🌶 @dadecountydaddi]

what is it with guys and taking pictures. you’ll go out with just dudes and no evidence of the night will ever surface but you go out with girls and they’ll have a whole fuckin scrapbook of the event

[jason🌶 @dadecountydaddi]

liking random people’s venmo transactions to add spice to my life

[jason🌶 @dadecountydaddi]

how the fuck do animals only mate during seasons. are deers like damn that tree’s leaves are turning kinda green i’m tryna get railed

[jason🌶 @dadecountydaddi]

Happy pawg phriday to those who observe the holiday #HappyHolidays #ItsStillHeatin7DontGetItTwisted #FuckMilwaukee

[jason🌶 @dadecountydaddi]

HEAT IN 6 I DONT GIVE A SINGLE FUCK 305 TIL I DIE LETS FUCKIMG GOOOOOOO

[jason🌶 @dadecountydaddi]

bro did you hear me rev my engine outside that party bro it was so cool bro.. oh that girl i was talking to? oh yeah bro she totally wanted it but her friend fucking cock blocked me bro what a fucking bitch bro.. what do you mean bro she was totally into me bro?...

[jason🌶 @dadecountydaddi]

ayo there might be a shortage of gas??? better buy way more than I need even though i have a full tank to really make sure there is a shortage!!

[jason🌶 @dadecountydaddi]

bro did you really just put on *female artist* are you serious bro this song is ass bro put on some real music like back in blood bro i can’t believe you listen to *female artist* bro it sounds so terrible all her songs sound the same bro

[jason🌶 @dadecountydaddi]

bro did you see what elon musk said bro he’s so funny bro i swear he’s like a real life super hero bro damn bro he is so cool bro im gonna work as hard as him and i’ll be at his level bro imma get a flamethrower from him bro he’s so cool bro did you see he’s building a rocket bro