JJ Morse

Dad | Physio | MSU alum | @Arsenal | Outdoor adventurer | Dog lover | Terrible dancer | Whiskey drinker | Self-declared funny guy | Star Wars enthusiast | Nerd

[JJ Morse @dadoftherad]

I’ve decided to start a tweet catalog of some of the hilarious, heartwarming, and high-flying antics of my two sons.

I’m calling it:

Kid Things
(I know, it’s brilliant)

An ever-growing 🧵/

[Shutts 🇲🇽 🇨🇼 🇺🇾 🇳🇴 @Shuttsapalooza]

By far my favourite Scotland vs Brazil story is the referee saying “Good luck, may the best team win” to both captains before the game in 1982 and Graeme Souness replying “I fucking hope not”

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

The World Cup is proof that, if it weren't for our leaders, the vast majority of people around the world would get along just fine.

[JJ Morse @dadoftherad]

@stoolpresidente I would say this is the stupidest Portnoy take of all time, but incredibly, it’s not.

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

I’m proud of the American Olympic athletes who are speaking out about the mixed feelings that come with representing the US at a time like this, knowing they’re going to get so much right wing backlash. I hope they don’t back down. They’re on the right side of history.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

I just saw the TPUSA halftime show being called Klanchella and I can’t stop laughing 😂

[JJ Morse @dadoftherad]

Portnoy cope is the best cope.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Whoops there he goes again. 3 straight games. 3 straight dirty plays by Fears. Apparently Izzo won’t be happy till he kills a guy. Disgusting basketball from Michigan State.

[JJ Morse @dadoftherad]

@MikeCagley @bigten @B1GMBBall Cry harder.

[Ryan @SpartanRyan]

When you’ve been the premier program in the conference for 30 years, people are going to pray your program falls off.

People thought Izzo was dead after COVID. They thought last year was a fluke. That’s a main reason everyone is so angry.

MSU basketball isn’t going anywhere, and yall can kiss our ass. Go green.

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

I think the hardest part of the political climate right now is realizing how many people around me are actually evil. Not stupid. Not misinformed. Just blatantly enjoying and relishing in the suffering of other human beings.

[JJ Morse @dadoftherad]

@ojogbonn @now_arsenaI This right here 💯💯💯

[JJ Morse @dadoftherad]

@elonmusk Fuck off

[JJ Morse @dadoftherad]

@LisaYStringer @SirBylHolte @grok You’re not welcome, Lisa.

[JJ Morse @dadoftherad]

@LisaYStringer @SirBylHolte @grok The absolute HILARITY of you saying “the jokes could have written themselves” when we have a fucking circus in Washington right now is behind words. Seriously.

They’re not afraid of a damn thing and if you’ve followed Southpark AT ALL you would know that.

Just sit down.

[JJ Morse @dadoftherad]

Their smugness is outmatched only by their stupidity.

[Tomi Lahren @TomiLahren]

We are- just now- getting confirmation on what many of us have known for years, the COVID vaxxx killed people.

Where, though, is the retribution?

[JJ Morse @dadoftherad]

@LisaYStringer @SirBylHolte @grok Southpark will be just fine and so will its creators. They’ve poked fun at people of all political and demographic backgrounds since the show began. Y’all just can’t handle them making fun of your cult leader. Which just makes it all even more hilarious.

[JJ Morse @dadoftherad]

It sucks because of people like you.

[JJ Morse @dadoftherad]

@SirBylHolte @grok Trey and Matt could not possibly care less about you throwing a tantrum online.

[JJ Morse @dadoftherad]

@the_jefferymead Prove it.

[JJ Morse @dadoftherad]

@ABenjaminWolfe @Sanderzzz_ That makes absolutely zero sense.

[JJ Morse @dadoftherad]

@hairydawg04 @Sanderzzz_ It’s super easy.

The vows I made to my wife are to be upheld “until death do us part.”

No amount of money or fame changes that.

Are we really going to excuse this shit because “he’s famous”? Seriously?