SUMO ORANGE

in play, run(s)

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

WTF timeline are we on. Someone called me the MAGA whisperer and I’ll gladly take the title. Left, right, D or R we all want the same things. We’re being divided on purpose by the Epstein Elite Oligarch class because as long as we’re at each other’s throats, they get fat and rich off of our misery. The second we figure out we agree on more than we disagree, they’re done. Love your neighbor. Be yourself. Radical honesty. No fucks given, no fucks taken. Everything else is just noise. (But still fuck Jake “Brick Tamland” Tapper on any time line)

[miss information @intelligentpawg]

why the fuck was i smoking black and milds in high school

[arne ness @arne__ness]

you used to be able to rent a hotel room under a fake name now i need an app to do my damn laundry

[Bonita Aplomb @OKen_Ishii]

It does seem like people come to the airport to cough as much as they can

[jake @wormpuller]

Eat all the tums in your house right now #EatAllTheTumsInYourHouseRightNow #TumsAreYummyCandy

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

The fact that the Israel lobby has spent $35M to unseat a congressman from Kentucky should tell you exactly who is truly running the country.

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

Thomas Massie helped to expose the Epstein files and Trump spent tens of millions against him.

Tells you everything you need to know about Trump’s ongoing Epstein cover up.

[tex @texmeplease]

just got my learner’s permit so i’m gonna start learning things

[mayerr @ymmayerr]

Not to be dramatic but I really think we’re underreacting to how fucking stupid everyone is.

[Liz @lzreads]

Stop using ChatGPT. Consult a local grandma…text your friend gc w/ a weird name…type ur problems into Reddit dot com…go to the library…pay a psychic…the ancient sources of wisdom…

[Brisk @BriskQ]

I think you a lil slow if you posting AI pics of yourself

[zilia♡ @ziliava]

es importante como sociedad hacerle bullying a la gente que modifica sus fotos con inteligencia artificial.

[Nancy Pelosi Stock Tracker ♟ @pelositracker]

Breaking: Senate voting to end the war in Iran has failed, 49-50

After John Fetterman’s (D) ‘No’ Vote Blocks It

[cassidy @cawhssidy]

Fuck you cal raleigh haters

[#HBL25😁 @HOTBOYLEEKS]

Chris Brown getting a low review on his album and him taking it out on a woman is so expected

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Last few hours before a hair wash will really have you experiencing a depth of misery only usually found in Russian literature

[Christopher Hale @ChristopherHale]

The president “blinked” for nineteen seconds straight.

[Pai de limoncito @Paudipou]

Cualquiera más woke q yo = irritante
Cualquiera menos woke q yo = ignorante

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

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[tricia. @trishadelphia]

“i’m engaged!” “i’m pregnant!” “i just bought a house!” my favorite baseball team just won a regular season game tonight