MyKidsDadsFunnyShit

I love to watch kids laugh. If they don't think I'm funny they can go fuck themselves.

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Kids'd rather fuck you over than hurt your feelings. They're like "yeah dad you can put highlights in my hair" then want u 2 have done it b4

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Hunting season in WV, the bitches are pregnant and the men smell like doe piss.

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I like my evangelists in Armani suits with gold draped around there necks. You know, humble, like that pimp Jesus.

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Raise minimum wage to $9 per hr, really? Why not raise it to $1000 per hr and we'll all be rich? Or get rid of it and everyone can work. Hmm

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Walmart, West Virginias only zoo.

[Velvet Steel @Velvet_Steele]

Then she said it'll require a credit check and we both just laughed and laughed

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Bitches look like you stuck your foot up a rats ass with those house shoe lookin boots. Why does it keep coming back in style? Nasty looking

[Josh Denny @JoshDenny]

I can never find that delicate line between "still hungry" and "about to vomit."

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"I've been having trouble breathing under water lately. Can I have some gills? " My Son.

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Is racism illegal? Can I punch someone for cussing me? Am I speeding if the flow of traffic is? Are crabs an std? How do blacks name kids?

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People think your retarded if you look different. I will get no respect when my last hairs fall from my warped mullongen head. Fn over 4 me.

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My wife hates the word pussy. Wtf else do you call it? Should I know better words for a pussy than pussy? Nothing wrong with pussy. Pussy.

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I'm so good looking in the mirror but look like a frogs ass in pictures. I know what your thinking but I'm so Fucking hot in the mirror.

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No water for 3 days. I thought I didn't get laid when I didn't take a bath. Woman will lock down a sweaty vag. Like I'm gonna judge a pussy.

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They should have sports teams for kids past 12 that suck. My boys didn't like sports till 13. Wtf they gonna do? They suck.

[Tohid @TowhidN]

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[Mr. Squirrel @LolMrSquirrel]

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I envy things that people didn't work for, being tall, nice hair, big dick, show me a guy w a nice body n I laugh @ all the time he wasted.

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Bringing mom home from hospital in west Virginia.

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Why are life insurance commercials always young people talking to their parents? Why do they think we're such cunts to our parents?