Matthew

Christian, husband and father, blue-collar Bible scholar, married to @momslop

[Matthew @dadslop]

@momslop 🔥🔥🔥

[Matthew @dadslop]

@momslop 🔥🔥🔥

[Matthew @dadslop]

Good morning and God bless. From my blue collar job site in this remote field.

[Matthew @dadslop]

Me: I like Imagine Dragons.
Wife: That's just contemporary praise and worship music without the Christian element.
Me: No it's not.
Me: [Riding in the work truck listening to my coworker playing contemporary praise and worship music.]
Me: Is that Imagine Dragons? 😳

[Matthew @dadslop]

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY FROM THE SLOPS @dadslop @momslop

[Matthew @dadslop]

@Gallo_Woodworks Amen

[Matthew @dadslop]

@momslop 😛

[Matthew @dadslop]

@momslop

[Tay ✞ @TayFidei]

Get masculinitymogged, chud.

[Matthew @dadslop]

@momslop

[Matthew @dadslop]

New life goal, live in basket, my wife loves baskets, she won't be able to say no

[Betty @milkandmarrow]

I need to grow many willow trees and make a basket hut

[Matthew @dadslop]

@Lady_Broski

[Matthew @dadslop]

I quake and terror

[Matthew @dadslop]

@Lace_n_Liturgy @schtheven @momslop 😂

[Matthew @dadslop]

@LordNimby

[Matthew @dadslop]

@momslop He came up while we were sitting on the floor outside his condo looking for his fridge and called my coworker a domesticated lizard as a compliment.

[Matthew @dadslop]

I'm going back

[Matthew @dadslop]

@LordNimby I easily succumb to peer pressure

[Mary ♰ @momslop]

we got our minivan today 🔥🔥🔥

[Matthew @dadslop]

@momslop Oh see I'm in trouble now 😳

[Matthew @dadslop]

He's going to be in our house tomorrow morning when me and my wife @momslop go to have our oatmeal for breakfast 😂

[Old Hollow Tree @OldHollowTree]

The last thing you see when you reach for those sweet, sweet oats.