That moment you will no longer take it! Your throwing away those socks with the tiny hole on the bottom and your getting a less holey sock to wear! #overcome#adapt#dadlife#letsdothis
Going to #Hawaii in a few months on a trip and I plan on telling people we are on our honeymoon to see how much of a hookup we can get. Been married 13 years. Suckers. #trips#honeymoon#shh
When talking shop with your buddies, Start with “I had a professor in college tell me...” INSTANT belief no matter what you say next! #tryit#conversations#fakesmart#bluff
We need summer camps but for adults. A few weeks off of work, we get to have snacks, art time, hang with the crew and get sent home with goodies. #daddreams#parentneed#summercamp
Koozies are not just for #beer, they can be for your favorite #drink - no matter the can! Looks like jayzenfitness likes some #monsterenergy in his koozie. What do you like to wrap your… https://t.co/PM7UjFAvsP