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@TheRealSilento , I watched you whip, and then saw you Nay Nay. But my friend watching you stinky leg?? No Thanks. #ohdad #silento

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I don't know if I'm having an acid flashback but everyone's profile picture is turning rainbow. #ohdad #LoveWins #MarriageEquaility

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I imagine Jerry Jones to open a Jurassic World type of theme park. Can't wait until he gets eaten by his own TRex on steroids. #ohdad

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Can't wait for my first improv class to start. Dreamz of starting my own Improv troupe called Sons of Soup Nazi. #ohdad #seinfeld #nosoup4u

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Man, just heard Frozen 2 is being released. Not sure if its a blessing or a curse. Upside: Kids entertained for hours; Downside: More songs!

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Listening to Natalie Merchant at Lowes while picking out new closet doors. #WhatHasMyLifeComeTo #sundayunfunday

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Raging in Dockers, thats a thing right? Because that's how I roll.

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#TheDress last time I stared that hard at a dress I started seeing stars because my wife hit upside the head. #ohdad

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Can't wait to go to Cheddars before we see Fifty Shades of Grey. Gonna order those cable onion rings. #datenightchat #ohdad #onion

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I just won a bundle on the office pot we had for the Puppy Bowl. Gonna make it rain at Chick-fila. #PuppyBowl2015 #ohdad #getmoney #SB49

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Really excited, I hear Katy Perry is bringing out Chris Elliot. I love him from old Letterman. #ohdad #SuperBowlXLIX #Halftime #katyperry

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Sure hope #SugeKnight is not my Uber driver tonight. I want to make it to dinner without a felony. #ohdad #StraightOuttaCompton #Uber

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I just said, "All I want to do is zoom a zoom zoom and a boom boom."I just got blank stares. Don't radio play Wrecks N Effects anymore?

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I keep reading that Obama had a drop the Mic moment during his State of the Union Speech. But I thought he had a microphone stand. #ohdad

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I have some dental floss laying around the house Amber Rose can use for her next swimsuit shoot. How do i get on the Instagram? #ohdad

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What the hell is Quidditch? Since when do you play sports with brooms? Is it like curling? Now that's a sport. #ohdad #harrypotterwho? #dad

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Told my kid I wrote a song for picking up his room today. Cleaning up on a Tuesday if you want that alowance I will be choosey. #ohdad #tues

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Am I partying with Bill Cosby? I feel like someone slipped me a Mickey. #turndownforwhat #ohdad #dadproblemz

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Just saw this video on the YouTube called The Harlem Shake. Man, these guys look like they are having a rough weekend. #ohdad #harlemshake

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I was kind of disappointed when I found out Ariana Grande was a new singer and not a new menu item at Taco Bell. #mybad #dadproblemz #ohdad