Dad Trolll

the extra L is for extra trolling.

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@BallySportWest @LAKings Hey @BallySportWest your app is garbage. I had to watch the horrendous ESPN feed. Fix it. Do Better.

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@LAKings @dewyy8 should have been Sea-Dew written on the side...lost opportunity

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@CorgiGramma @lapublichealth Check https://t.co/nBR5crTsPV. I see a bunch of appointments at kaiser - you don’t have to be a kaiser patient! Check
Panaroma city and other valley location. I see available times right now

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Probably one of the scariest pumpkins I could carve in 2020 #zoom #2020 #halloween #Halloween2020

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@LADWP I'm sure we will see a credit on our bill right?

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@troll_uncle Mom troll and sis troll are good. How's cousin troll?

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@CornelioIzzy @LADWP Don't forget they blame the heat, too.

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@LaurenLyster @LADWP @KTLA They never had accurate numbers of those affected or when anyone would have power at any point during this entire fiasco. Why start now?

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@dakotacdsmith @Bozzochelsea @LADWP Hot tip for a news story. Headline reads- Monopoly power company fails at doing the one thing people pay for and they are laughing all the way to the bank. Catchy, eh?

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@LADWP Just curious how terrible @LADWP will be in dealing with claims? My guess on a scale of 1-10 - you will be the worst.

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@jrodaissa @LADWP @PatrickACasey They can't even give us a definite time as to when they will give us the next update! Hahaha 😂

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@ms_ounce @LADWP If Solar companies were paying attention you will be getting hit hard with ads this week!

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@LADWP @desburrito It's ok we know you don't really care. If you did we wouldn't be here 31 hours with no power. How's your a/c?

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@davideryu @LADWP Cool, thanks for the vague update. Always super helpful and great for figuring out next steps. You do realize this isn't helpful to anyone right? So if this was a major disaster (and not a heatwave that was known about well in advance) what would you be doing? Taking walks?

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@LADWP Oh and can't wait for the next update that gives zero specific information. These are really helpful. Keep them coming. Here's what we need: city + when is our power coming back. Nothing more is needed.

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@LADWP Hey <ec> what's the current temp of your office? My house is probably about 90.

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@LADWP Thank you for reminding me you still haven't done anything to fix our outtage. 30 hours now. If only there was some way for you to know how hot it was going to be and prepare 🤔. I really felt the compassion in this one. You're getting better at this.

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@JLP20 Trust me I know ladwp doesn't give a shit about us. You think we have a choice what power company we use?

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@LADWP How about this one "Look everyone I just run the twitter account. I actually don't really know anything about how power works or how they fix it. I'm going to sit here in my air conditioned office and chill now."

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@LADWP I would have gone with "We charge everyone so much we used that money to take a vacation and left nobody in charge. Our bad"

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@LADWP I'm sitting on pins and needles waiting for the next update "we're working on it"