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“This whole book is Rocky just falling on a keyboard and some letters came out.” 💻 - @coopdloop @dadwroteaporno

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“Your wife’s a minger; nothing we can do about that, I’m afraid. Plastic surgery?”💄- @coopdloop @dadwroteaporno

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“Her mind was as mad as King George and as scared as a spice girl.” 🤴- @dadwroteaporno

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“Doggie or nothing, that’s very extreme.” 🐶- @Alicelevine @dadwroteaporno

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@WoestKonijn I’m so delighted!

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“I try to run a porn-free environment, thank you.” 🍸 - @dadwroteapornoc

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The people have spoken and they are minding the pints! Christmas ep 1 is the clear winner today but let’s see what batshittery @FlintstoneRocky has in store for us tomorrow! @dadwroteaporno

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Christmas is cumming! What’s the top @dadwroteaporno Xmas special? 🎄🕯🎅

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@Sophie89151632 @dadwroteaporno Lee has harpies

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@WoestKonijn @coopdloop @dadwroteaporno

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“This whole book is Rocky just falling on a keyboard and some letters came out.” 💻 - @coopdloop @dadwroteaporno

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“Things have been a bit explosive at work and we might have some professional work for you. How are you fixed for a work meeting early next week for work?” 📇📆📊- @dadwroteaporno #mydadwroteaporno

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@LaurenLovelie @tobss_94 @dadwroteaporno @FlintstoneRocky @dadwrotea Nor Big Titties Mathilda at Head Office

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“They know my pudendum better than I know my pudendum.” 🍑
- @Alicelevine @dadwroteaporno

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@tobss_94 @dadwroteaporno @FlintstoneRocky @dadwrotea I’m rather partial to Geremima ❄️

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@nbcbrooklyn99 The beaver trap

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“Surely there’s better code for “you’ve been compromised” than “you’ve been compromised”. Wouldn’t you go, like, Tally ho, pansy face! Gravel sandwiches and cheese on head...face meat.” 🕵🏼‍♂️🧀
- @Alicelevine @dadwroteaporno

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“Meeting now officially over!”, said Tony. 📊 - @dadwroteaporno

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There is a Belinda Blinked dissertation out there in the world 😃 This is the Twitter we’re here for.

Many congratulations! 🍾🍾🍾

[Amandine Riche @AmandineRiche]

A year ago today I met @coopdloop. Today I got a 77 on my @dadwroteaporno dissertation. Fate? Either way, gotta thank @uncleegor and @FlintstoneRocky for getting me a distinction mark in my MA!!!

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@AmandineRiche @coopdloop @dadwroteaporno @uncleegor @FlintstoneRocky This is heaven on a hatstand. Even better than getting a 69. Maybe you can publish it for us to read!

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Christmas is cumming! What’s the top @dadwroteaporno Xmas special? 🎄🕯🎅

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“Oh my god, Rocky would LOVE time travel porn!” - @Alicelevine @dadwroteaporno