Dae

DMV I absolutely hate almonds, I’m kinda funny sometimes, and also I’m biracial. LL cousin Diend 🕊

[Dae @DaeBaeFay]

All I want for Christmas is a winrar activation key

[Dae @DaeBaeFay]

@fixxieee Thank you yuri from doki doki literature club

[Dae @DaeBaeFay]

Dude comes in the store asking why his part didn’t have a bunch of extra shit. Tell him we either it doesn’t exist, or we don’t sell all the extra shit. Dude says yea well a completely different car has the extra shit!I say that’s nice, but we’re not working on the different car.

[Dae @DaeBaeFay]

@fixxieee I’ve looked into this! You CAN say “someone should kill that guy” and it’s extremely therapeutic

[Dae @DaeBaeFay]

@EllyDeLaBoozer Disliked larper ai

[Dae @DaeBaeFay]

@MemesToSave Green Top

[Dae @DaeBaeFay]

I remember people making this to copy GTAV, but utilizing it in tandem with waystones?! SO COOL

[ほくる @hookuru_]

おお

[Dae @DaeBaeFay]

This person can vote

[Dae @DaeBaeFay]

@2002tacomasr5 I’m just now reading this, what’s your casha- 🍄‍🟫💥 BOOM

[wry bread @AlannaSchubach]

When I was in high school I wrote this haiku called “My Father Teaches Me How to Drive”:

Always remember
everyone else on the road
is an idiot

[Dae @DaeBaeFay]

This lady is having the most HEATED phone call about someone shooting ground hogs in her yard in the middle of the store 😭

[Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD Bioplasticity @BuckyIsotope]

Pronouncing Grimace like Versace so the people at this McDonald’s think I’m sophisticated

[Dae @DaeBaeFay]

@wormpuller Can you do a countdown next time so I don’t miss it

[Kyle Anthony Miller @kyleanthony]

Look what they took from us

[Dae @DaeBaeFay]

@cabby Yes Elon, I’d like one dislike button please

[Dae @DaeBaeFay]

Someone just called my place of work to ask what kind of gas they’re supposed to put in their car… Now they’re arguing because they don’t think that we’re right

[Scantyer 🇦🇱 @scantierrr]

The number 1 thing pisses me off today is how every company realized they can still technically operate at the bare minimum if they run a skeleton crew for everything. So now every service sucks, both for the workers and the customers, and we can't do anything.

[Dae @DaeBaeFay]

@TorrentPines @CultureCrave @THR I am both horrified and intrigued

[Dae @DaeBaeFay]

I tried to buy something on eBay and lowballed tf outta the guy… He blocked me so I couldn’t buy anything they sold, so I logged into my other acct and bought it outright

[Dae @DaeBaeFay]

@Scaxia01 That’s what makes me upset

[Dae @DaeBaeFay]

My friends don’t deserve dating advice anymore