Shawn Zimmerman

[Microsoft @Microsoft]

In honor of @MarvelStudios’ #GotGVol3 we’re giving away this never opened Microsoft Zune. We have no idea if it works. Like and RT for a chance to win! US 18+. Ends 5/17/23. Rules: https://t.co/Mdr2C4z9aY. #ZuneSweepstakes

[Shawn Zimmerman @daedalus68]

Sharing a link to earn points (but they really are very good ramen, you should try some) https://t.co/HeyfBlYE1K

[Shawn Zimmerman @daedalus68]

@TeekupTara @OrderGoodDeath I'd rather plasticize your remains - depending on how beautiful they are. So stay fresh, babe!

[Shawn Zimmerman @daedalus68]

@alexiskennedy OCD Excel Nerds track *everything*. Looks like you might hit 100k by the end.

[Shawn Zimmerman @daedalus68]

I will absolutely vote for you if you promise me a taco truck on every corner. Also promise shami kebab trucks and I'll vote for you twice.

[Shawn Zimmerman @daedalus68]

I tell ya - nothing makes you feel as vibrant and sexy as your first pair of bifocals.

[Shawn Zimmerman @daedalus68]

Gutless pandering for a chance to win a kick ass waffle iron: http://t.co/rTI4aAERwv

[Shawn Zimmerman @daedalus68]

the Starveling Cat! the Starveling Cat! http://t.co/f7vx15GI

[Shawn Zimmerman @daedalus68]

the Starveling Cat! the Starveling Cat! http://t.co/1SFNn39I

[Shawn Zimmerman @daedalus68]

The Starveling Cat? http://t.co/qFTb2Xun

[Shawn Zimmerman @daedalus68]

It's only a metaphor. It *is* only a metaphor, isn't it? http://t.co/ekZcnmDe

[Shawn Zimmerman @daedalus68]

It will not hold me. http://t.co/PUbHvlnT

[Shawn Zimmerman @daedalus68]

Sounds like fun. Or not. http://t.co/7wCOA7rl

[Shawn Zimmerman @daedalus68]

Snow in the Neath? http://t.co/cQQicMS5

[Shawn Zimmerman @daedalus68]

3 out of 10 seems fair. http://t.co/CG5Efgpv

[Shawn Zimmerman @daedalus68]

They do Valentine's differently, here. http://t.co/5zMinC5P

[Shawn Zimmerman @daedalus68]

The Flit. High. Serene. Dangerous. http://t.co/vvOAa4xd

[Shawn Zimmerman @daedalus68]

How do you address a sentient shopping mall? Politely, I guess. http://t.co/Mb4pmjY6

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Serves him right. http://t.co/jTqiKuIK

[Shawn Zimmerman @daedalus68]

What makes the mountain glow? #ebz http://t.co/RzHbN52J