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#SAN: 지금 내게 남아있는 건 너와 했던 약속들과 함께 했던 행복한 기억들만 ˖⁺‧₊˚ ♡ ˚₊‧⁺˖

[Robert Littal BSO @BSO]

The chief says it will take MONTHS to investigate this like we can't all see the video. What they hope is people will forget about it and the cop will be free to kill actual people next time.

[jared @miserableflop]

why does chicago feel more packed than ever who are you people

[emi @meowcheol]

bro is the fucking hulk

[Faelo 🪽|kataang pr manager @Faelo_oo]

Oh Gordon in a another universe your writers wouldn't have been dogshit

[⋆｡°✩ datb⋆｡°✩ @DatB__]

When Katseye released Internet Girl and I realized we really are going down the ‘Gnarly’ route instead of the Gabriela/Gameboy one.

[parico @parirobo]

SpongeBob SquarePants
&Patrick Star

#スポンジボブ fanart

[J. @TheKingofReads]

Why are so many athletes telling us how hard it is being a millionaire? Please shut the fuck up.

[🇬🇩 @OhCoco]

The way Panera fell off needs to be studied. They almost made a comeback with that drink that was killing people.

[Dr. NSPM-7 Whoa🔻🌺 @dasmadchengyal]

she was hooting & hollering for a BASKETBALL GAME. something every fucking white guy does all across this damn nation, & some asshole - yes, they are - goes & calls the cops on her? & gets her dog murdered? the streets need to start getting sturdy. enough of these fuckers.

[OC Scanner 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 @OC_Scanner]

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU SHOOT A DOG WEARING A BASKETBALL SHIRT.

Fuck No Man.

[Gz🦂 @MayaaaaGz]

I got very mean things to say

[💗 @ma1ybe]

To be Loved even in death

[jezz @JezziiB]

Ok so here’s how it works
Dads with daughters: Women’s restroom.
Moms with daughters: Women’s restroom.
Dads with sons: Men’s restrooms.
Mothers with sons: Women’s restroom.
Hope that helps.

[@chipgibbons.bsky.social @ChipGibbons89]

No noise, no yelling inside the unit.

Cop has his gun out before the dog ever gets out, announces, before the dog is out, and after waiving his gun around, "I ain't getting bit by that bro."

Clearly, looking to kill.

Put him in jail.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

If you had told me 10 years ago that a billionaire would accuse humans of drinking too much water in 2026 because data centres need it to power the AI tech that is now threatening our entire way of life, I would have told you to write a better Bond villain, because wtf?

[big ceo @korysverse]

manon and katseye both at ariana’s concert last night and not interacting but the duds will tell you they’re sisters to the end

[gourmand girlie 🍯 @__FemmeFatalee_]

When I throw a function on sims

[(๑-_-๑) @muropanako]

being too scared to apologize to the neighbor face to face but is comfortable with speaking to news outlets *scratches head*

[ᴀɪᴋᴏ愛子 @Kakashiitake]

konoha IT girls 🌸☀️

[Kei @RealMamaEagle]

Fuck her and her apology.