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into the daily life of daejae ♡ [ + rated posts ]

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w a r n i n g /// this account contains nsfw text posts, please read at your own discretion! thank you 💕

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yg: happy birthday, daehyun! now, make a wish and blow out the candles!

dh: i can wish for anything?

yg: sure!

dh: i-

yj: if it's anything concerning me, no, you cannot wish for that

dh:

dh: [sadly blows out candles]

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dh: am i gay?

yj: i'd be concerned if you aren't, since we're married

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yj: daehyun what is this piece of paper

dh: a to-do list

yj:

yj: there's only my name written in it

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@sydiz_ yes, definitely!! <3

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yj: quickly, hold my hand!!!

dh: [grabs yj's hand] now what?

yj: [softly] nothing, i just wanted you to hold my hand

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everyone, we have a new admin! <3

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[in a fight]

yj: ugh, who do you think you are?!

dh: your boyfriend

yj:

yj: shit

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[incoming call from 'daddy <3']

yg: youngjae, is that your dad calling?

yj: erm yea.. [answers the phone] hey dae

yg:

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dh: [kneels to tie his shoelaces]

yj: [screams] YES, I WILL! I WILL MARRY YOU!

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yj: [musters up all his courage] d-do you want to go stargazing together?

dh: why would i?

yj: oh yeah, it's boring, sorry...

dh: [takes yj's hands] the brightest star in the universe is right in front of me :)

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pls dm us if you're interested in joining daejaetext! thank you~

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anyone wanna join us? all you have to be is a daejae lover

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dh: sorry i sneezed and accidentally liked all your posts

yj: and commented "you've ignited a flaming homosexual desire within me" on every post?

dh:

dh: i have the flu

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[at dinner]

yj: [steals dh's chicken wing]

dh: [angrily slides engagement ring back into his pocket]

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@Stilldaejae SO SWEET!!! I missed you guys too!!! :')

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yj: there's a difference between boyfriend and boy friend. notice the space? wait, why are you running towards me-

dh: [body slams himself into yj, knocking him unconscious]

dh: there's no more space between us! :) i guess this makes me your boyfriend hehe

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@sydiz_ AWWW YOU'RE SO SWEET ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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yj: my favourite feature of guys is their forearms

dh, realising he has only two arms: FUCK

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dh: i have two hands. one for holding youngjae's hand...

yj: [shyly] and the other's for holding my other hand?

dh: no, the other's for holding chicken nuggets

yj:

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dh: i'm going on a date

yj: oh, when?

dh: that depends, when are you free?

yj: tuesday-

yj: oh.

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yj: i like men who are environmentally conscious

dh: [pointing at the grass] that's a leaf

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dh: [walks past]

jh: [scoffs] what a huge dick

yj: [dreamily] yeah