MissBehaved

I use unrelated hashtags in my tweets and respond in GIFs. I like being lazy; I don't like lazy people.

[MissBehaved @DaemonFailure]

The last man who told me I was beautiful didn't have any teeth.

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Unedited

Sun peeking through the trees.

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Haha

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I figured out why, when you get old, they call it the golden years.

Because all you do is pee.

[MissBehaved @DaemonFailure]

His hair got caught in the mic. #HAIROSMITH #AEROSMITH

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#AEROSMITH

[MissBehaved @DaemonFailure]

Healthy 3 Ingredient Snack and Dessert Recipes https://t.co/AzGNAJMRxx via @thebigmansworld

[MissBehaved @DaemonFailure]

You were way hotter with that hat on.

[MissBehaved @DaemonFailure]

Things I love:
My dogs, the sun, the moon, a windy day, a windy night, the Christmas season, baked goods, trains, muscle cars, and music.

Things I don't love:
Struggling, despair, fear, anguish, hopelessness, being ignored, loneliness, and the unknown.

[MissBehaved @DaemonFailure]

Dear Me,

If you're scrolling through your timeline six months from now and you're reading this, congratulations for still being alive.

If someone else is scrolling through upon my death, then, whatever.

[MissBehaved @DaemonFailure]

Concert @CharlieDaniels last night.

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#POF #OREGON #WASHINGTON

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.@pamfoundation are you dead?

[MissBehaved @DaemonFailure]

Screw the Super Bowl, I'm watching Puppy Bowl.

[Dicky Lang @unfunnyrich]

Anyone I've ever seen working at an Army Navy surplus store looked exactly like someone who should be working at an Army Navy surplus store

[Dicky Lang @unfunnyrich]

Had a dream that I was punching a garbage can. Something's wrong.

[Idle Hand Tattoo @idlehandsf]

Here’s a remake of another similar one I made a while back. 🌴 Also, this coming weekend January 26,27,28 I will be in Austin, Texas @star_of_texas tattoo convention at the Palmer Events Center making tattoos so hit me up if u would like to get tattooed. #idlehandsf #rosskjo…

[MissBehaved @DaemonFailure]

Running a farm and having the flu is like trying to fly with a backpack full of bricks.

I don't know. I'm delirious with fever.

[MissBehaved @DaemonFailure]

You should really work on refining your catfishing skills. They are lacking.

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@DayVeeExo Over compensation.